Terrorism works!

[VERBAL]

I posted the following in the LIBRARY because a certain Nadia C. was ranting about ineffective politics. Some of you probably never make it to the Library so this post is duplicated for your disbelief.

IF and only IF Amerika wants to really shock the shit out of these rat bastards, here's a tactic to try. I just KNOW you'll all Rant about this   Find a super elite hard core troop from-say  Delta Force who's had it he's sick of fucking around and wants to take these assheads out. He'll have to be very egotisticalbecause you have to sell him on the Glory Thing. So this guy will be fluent in all arabic tongues. He'll need to be a consumate actor as well. He get's it out that he's started to see Al Kaeda's point and wants to be a *suicide* soldier! His argument- Q.E.D. he can get into bases and places they can't because he's an Amerikan. The real ruse here is to try to get as many of Al Kaeda's big fish as possible together for an important meeting to choose the target that this turncoat is to blow. That is the main objective because our man is already packed in high explosive ordinance! he's wearing body armor made of C4, he's got grenades coming out his ass, he took a bath in nitro etc.etc ad nauseum.IF and only IF he succeeds in getting these BIG FISH to fall for the bait and meet him for a big pow wow, he blows himself most of Al Kaeda's men and  three square miles off the face of the planet. It must very Highly publicized that this was an Amerikan agent on a secret mission with the  Bush Blessing! That my cabbages would radically change the Rules of the Game. This, of course will NEVER happen!    

[Rev Thwack]

wait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

[VERBAL]

   :P YOU ARE SO RIG-G-G-G-H-T!!!

[Cain]

Why would America ever want to get rid of terrorists? I'm having difficulty with this concept.

[VERBAL]

HE SCORES!!!

[Horab Fibslager]

wait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

hey man, we dont; fight wars, we finish em eh.

hey this bottle has no more beer in it, wtf eH?

[Cain]

wait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

hey man, we dont; fight wars, we finish em eh.

hey this bottle has no more beer in it, wtf eH?

He's right.  WWI.  Canadians had 'em running.  Verdun seems to stick out as an example.

[Horab Fibslager]

wait, you think you could find someone willing to commit suicide for this country? Need I remind you that this is not Canada, eh?

hey man, we dont; fight wars, we finish em eh.

hey this bottle has no more beer in it, wtf eH?

He's right.  WWI.  Canadians had 'em running.  Verdun seems to stick out as an example.

ahd to fall back because the panzee brits and wussy yanks couldn't do a simpel thing like break a german line several tiems too.
im agine that, running back through mustard gas because soem panzee coudln't rush. reminds me of cs.

[Cain]

I blame the High Command.  Up until before WWI only the Australian army had conducted tests on breaking trench warfare, using tunnels, bombs, etc.  And then they were wiped out in Turkey.  Alot of them anyway.  But the Canadians were scary.  Everyone was scared of them.

[Rev Thwack]

hell, I seem to remember that at one point, the canadians had the us running... then set fire to the white house.


any canadians care to repeat that? I'll buy the beer aftewords.

[Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell]

I posted the following in the LIBRARY because a certain Nadia C. was ranting about ineffective politics. Some of you probably never make it to the Library so this post is duplicated for your disbelief.

IF and only IF Amerika wants to really shock the shit out of these rat bastards, here's a tactic to try. I just KNOW you'll all Rant about this   Find a super elite hard core troop from-say  Delta Force who's had it he's sick of fucking around and wants to take these assheads out. He'll have to be very egotisticalbecause you have to sell him on the Glory Thing. So this guy will be fluent in all arabic tongues. He'll need to be a consumate actor as well. He get's it out that he's started to see Al Kaeda's point and wants to be a *suicide* soldier! His argument- Q.E.D. he can get into bases and places they can't because he's an Amerikan. The real ruse here is to try to get as many of Al Kaeda's big fish as possible together for an important meeting to choose the target that this turncoat is to blow. That is the main objective because our man is already packed in high explosive ordinance! he's wearing body armor made of C4, he's got grenades coming out his ass, he took a bath in nitro etc.etc ad nauseum.IF and only IF he succeeds in getting these BIG FISH to fall for the bait and meet him for a big pow wow, he blows himself most of Al Kaeda's men and  three square miles off the face of the planet. It must very Highly publicized that this was an Amerikan agent on a secret mission with the  Bush Blessing! That my cabbages would radically change the Rules of the Game. This, of course will NEVER happen!    

Haha, you actually think the entity known as al-Qaeda still exists.

That is so quaint.

I know I'm an insane conspiracy theorist, but I'm pretty sure they all died of exposure out in the mountains of Afghanistan and that guy in the October video bought his beard at a gift shop. Or at the least, Osama Bin Ladin is in a hospital in Saudi Arabia, reminiscing over his 15 minutes of fame.

[PopeLoUDICRUCE]

In the expanse of all pervasive equalness even the word "suffering" does not exist.

Who, then, could there be still searching for happiness?
Where happiness and suffering have one taste and grasping is self liberated,

This is the Kingdom of Samantabhadra. May we attain it in this very lifetime!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Why do you hate our terrorists?

We need them.

[Ghost In The Machine]

hell, I seem to remember that at one point, the canadians had the us running... then set fire to the white house.


any canadians care to repeat that? I'll buy the beer aftewords.

I'd pay good money to see that.

[VERBAL]

If you are referring to the fact that the average Amerikan is lazy fatheade and stupid larval fuck, if you mean terrorist are to them what a 2X4 upside the head of a mule is, then yes I agree, we NEED THEM DESPERATELY!