All your Rev Roger are belong to us!

[Ghost In The Machine]

Launch all stoopid pranks for great justice!

The Good Reverend has returned to the EGfaBT, after a 2+ year hiatus, to lead the Chud hordes out of the sewers.  Flee, Chicagoites!  Your city is doomed!*

No more will we languish in the dark.  No more will we accept the petty usurpations of the surface dwellers!  No more will the troll messiah be ensnared by the INTARWEBBB!

We shall swarm out of the manholes, to take your women and beer!  You shall all regret the years that you stood on the necks of honest cannibals!

The day of the SithCordians have arrived!

(* We will, of course, respect the sanctity of the 1st Church of Fluffy Temple & WMD Storage Facility.  Anyone who can reach there in time will be safe from us.  What Fluffy does with you is your problem.)

[Horab Fibslager]

deos htis mean we ahve to battle it out until only a master and apprentice remain, cuz damn, that' slike, wtf whataburga! yo momma!

[Ghost In The Machine]

deos htis mean we ahve to battle it out until only a master and apprentice remain, cuz damn, that' slike, wtf whataburga! yo momma!

No, but I think you should, just for laughs.

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

SEE THE KNOCK-DOWN, DRAG-OUT, FOOT-STOMPING, ASS-KICKING, PINEAL-RIPPING DISCORDIAN SMACKDOWN EXTRAVAGANZA & TRACTOR PULL!

[LMNO]

Oooh!  A tractor pull!

[East Coast Hustle]

the NSRA anxiously awaits the fun.

we know which side we'll be on.

it won't be yours.

no matter who you are.

[Cain]

You'll be glad to know things go well over here then, the recruits are doing well. Perhaps stranding them in Glasgow after telling everyone they were all Protestants in a Catholic part of town was a tad harsh, but they survived.  Mostly.

[East Coast Hustle]

hey, I've always thought that the best way to train someone is to throw them right into the fire and see if they survive. I do it to myself all the time just to remind myself that I still have a long way to go in my own training.

[LMNO]

FIRE... BAAAAD!

[Cain]

hey, I've always thought that the best way to train someone is to throw them right into the fire and see if they survive. I do it to myself all the time just to remind myself that I still have a long way to go in my own training.

Yeah, I need to do it more often myself.  Then again, when I go home in 2 weeks, I will probably have a "welcoming party" from that nasty business around easter time waiting for me.....and none of them ended up with a screwdriver sticking out of their ribcage so it cant have been that bad.

[East Coast Hustle]

....and none of them ended up with a screwdriver sticking out of their ribcage...

yet.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

FIRE... BAAAAD!

Puttin on the RIIIIIITZ!!!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*stabs Ghost*


Sorry, man.


I think we may want you to sit this one out.

[Ghost In The Machine]

*stabs Ghost*


Sorry, man.


I think we may want you to sit this one out.

Sit what out?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*stabs Ghost*


Sorry, man.


I think we may want you to sit this one out.

Sit what out?

The attack of the Wild Prairie Squid hordes, man. What else?

[Guido Finucci]

The attack of the Wild Prairie Squid hordes, man. What else?

The Prairie Squid are back! Yay! I was afraid that their natural habitat had been turned into a trailer park or somethng and that they weren't going to migrate this season.