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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Bella

I wonder if it comes naturally to him, or if he takes anti-drivel drive serum?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

they still make anti-drivel drive serum?
My balls itch...

Spoon E. Gee

no.... didnt you save some from back in the 1960's before they took it off the market for being dangerous?
damn my sig is still out of date....

Rev Thwack

Now why in the fuck can't my foresight warn me about these things before shit like this happens and my ass is left completly out of serum?  :evil:
My balls itch...

Spoon E. Gee

they also used to make anti dribble-drool serum.... but APPARENTLY you didnt get any of that either did you?
damn my sig is still out of date....

Bella

Thwak Dearest?  What did your bass amp do to your mailman?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

Do you have a strong stomache?
My balls itch...

Bella

Of course......did you forget that I'm reconstructed from the flesh of dead?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

well then, can you imagine what a radioactive opossum would look like after about 20 minutes of being beaten with a crowbar, then mixed into a 5lb vat of tuna?
My balls itch...

Bella

Well, no point in my asking if there were any bits left over that I could use for spare parts, is there now?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

Are you needing nameless mush?
My balls itch...

Bella

Why?  You didn't keep the nameless mush did you? :shock:
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

Just what do you think is sitting in the tupperwear container in my fridge?
My balls itch...

Bella

OMG - you go to tupperware parties?!?!?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

Can you tell me a better place to pick up boored housewives?
My balls itch...