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Secrets of Cabala Revealed In Discordia*

Started by Mangrove, May 24, 2005, 08:33:04 PM

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Has Mangrove finally lost it?

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No
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Did he have it to begin with?
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Great Teacher Largo

#15
May 25, 2005, 09:13:59 AM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
carve up an X and you get L V X  or 'light' in Latin (plus the related gnostic mysteries of IAO)

You, sir, are now in the Committe for Obfuscation.

Your salary is the standard fare, 1 pfennig a year.

IO PONTIFEX MAXIMUS MANGROVVS! REGIS!

why thank you....(what's the £ to pfennig exchange rate at the moment anyway?)

Er, hrm.  I'm not familiar with current English monetary rates.  The only rates of currency for England I ever learned were old, old feudal systems of exchange, and I don't remember those.  However... I should say no more than a sixpence a year, if you still have those?
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#16
May 25, 2005, 02:35:02 PM
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
GREAT TEACHER LARGO
equates to:
73 | 104 | 33
and when added to single digits:
1 | 5 | 6  (A Great Teacher = Largo (1+5 = 6!!!)  Behold the mysteries of the universe!)
And when added together to single digits:
1 + 5 + 6 = 12.  1+2=3.

And we all know that 1 by 2 by 3 are the key measurements in the first three dimensions of the great Tycho MA, and its many incarnations, and thus LMNO himself!

Therefore, I submit my username as proof that LMNO is a manifestation of the Buddha, hopefully the Buddha named Miroku, who shall come to Earth to teach the True Dharma!

Thus, LMNO is here to show us all the path to enlightenment.

Therefore, I am now creating a NEW CABAL, the LMNO Society of Discordians!  I shall be the High Inquisitor of the LSD, and all are welcome to partake of the bounty that is LSD!

1 2 3!  L S D!  LMNO is come to Set Us Free!

Wooooo!


This is true.  Except for the Buddha part.  The name's not Miroku.

DJRubberducky

#17
May 25, 2005, 03:32:48 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviiY = 15  (sorry).  consider yourself existing again.

Btw - D.J. gives us 22.
22 is a multiple of the thelemic/discordian value of 11
22 has the value of X which is representative of the 'unknown quanity' in algebra......so maybe you don't exist!

Thus DJ you are the unknown quantity of light. Are you a particle? Are you a wave? It makes sense that ducks travel on waves!
*poof*

Ah, much better, thanks. :D

As for being an unknown quantity, that would tie in nicely to the fact that I am not (a DJ, nor a duck, nor made of rubber), and yet I am (DJRubberducky).

Oh, and my birthday was on the 22nd.  Oooooooo! :D

(I know that under some branch of numerology my real first name also reduces to 4, but I think it does so by way of a 13 rather than a 22.)

I may edit this post if I find something fascinating using this system with my real first name.
- DJRubberducky
Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

Black sheep are still sheep.

Great Teacher Largo

#18
May 25, 2005, 03:40:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Great Teacher Largo
GREAT TEACHER LARGO
equates to:
73 | 104 | 33
and when added to single digits:
1 | 5 | 6  (A Great Teacher = Largo (1+5 = 6!!!)  Behold the mysteries of the universe!)
And when added together to single digits:
1 + 5 + 6 = 12.  1+2=3.

And we all know that 1 by 2 by 3 are the key measurements in the first three dimensions of the great Tycho MA, and its many incarnations, and thus LMNO himself!

Therefore, I submit my username as proof that LMNO is a manifestation of the Buddha, hopefully the Buddha named Miroku, who shall come to Earth to teach the True Dharma!

Thus, LMNO is here to show us all the path to enlightenment.

Therefore, I am now creating a NEW CABAL, the LMNO Society of Discordians!  I shall be the High Inquisitor of the LSD, and all are welcome to partake of the bounty that is LSD!

1 2 3!  L S D!  LMNO is come to Set Us Free!

Wooooo!


This is true.  Except for the Buddha part.  The name's not Miroku.

I apologise.  Miroku is the Japanese name for the Buddha Maitreya.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#19
May 25, 2005, 03:40:54 PM
Close, but no.  Try again, grasshopper.

Great Teacher Largo

#20
May 25, 2005, 03:42:59 PM
Quote from: LMNOClose, but no.  Try again, grasshopper.

Wiki is lying to me again?

I really hate to go digging through all the Buddhism books laying around to find the name.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

LMNO

#21
May 25, 2005, 03:49:43 PM
All is Revealed in the Discordian Kaballah...

Great Teacher Largo

#22
May 25, 2005, 05:42:27 PM
Quote from: LMNOAll is Revealed in the Discordian Kaballah...

Too much crap is happening outside of the Wired for me to deal with this at the moment.  However, I will look into it.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Mangrove

#23
May 25, 2005, 06:35:03 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviii should've known! i had the scrid pc enhanced....


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look at the scrid pic up close
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Great Teacher Largo

#24
May 25, 2005, 08:49:57 PM
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xvii
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviii should've known! i had the scrid pc enhanced....


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look at the scrid pic up close

You mean?

/me lets the Turkey whisper his ominous secret into his ear.

Astounding.

/me feeds the Turkey to the Shoggoth.
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Mangrove

#25
May 25, 2005, 11:53:34 PM
Noooo.....look closer
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Great Teacher Largo

#26
May 27, 2005, 12:17:05 AM
[Obi Wan]That scrid is our last hope?[/Obi Wan]
"Any sufficiently tentacled spheroid is indistinguishable from the Great Cthulhu." -- Watashi

"Never attribute to Cthulhu what can adequately be explained by Dagon." -- Miskatonic Razor

"Everything but Sterility can be inherited.  None of your direct ancestors died childless." -- Red Queen

Note to filmmakers of the future: bad dialog leads to anger, bad directing leads to hatred, shallow action sequences lead to suffering. Farming out a movie to a corporation of computer animators is a path to the dark side of filmmaking.

High Inquisitor of the LMNO Society of Discordians (LSD)

It is dark.  You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

This Poster is Owned and Operated by the Frobozz Magic Co., Ltd.

Iron Sulfide

#27
May 27, 2005, 07:55:10 AM
scrid bears the mark of creation.

a scrid is creation from destruction (refuse/ "waste")

thelemites are gay. their tantric practices say so.

i'm not a thelemite. i'm also not a lyrian.
Ya' stupid Yank.

Mangrove

#28
May 27, 2005, 12:43:46 PM
Quote from: Saint*Bastard (Deceased)scrid bears the mark of creation.



thank you!  someone finally saw the special scridian birthmark.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Zurtok Khan

#29
May 28, 2005, 08:45:36 AM
I am bad at math.

What does Zurtok equal?
Resistance is Fertile.

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