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Started by Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy, March 03, 2005, 07:11:08 PM

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Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

March 03, 2005, 07:11:08 PM
This should have been posted on Veteran's day, but I wasn't here.  I will try to bump it at the end of April.  btw, it is a song in my head :wink:


Not at liberty to say

Honey what happened in Cambodia
Not at liberty to say
But that war was over a long time ago
It's still classified to this day

Honey I watched a show on cable
It was about the Fall of Saigon
Did you land on the roof of the CIA safe house
Or on the Embassy lawn

It was his first look of surprize
Then he got a frown between his eyes
I'd just learned more from a 2 hour show
Than from years standing by his side

Not at liberty to say
Not at liberty to say
That's classified information
Not at liberty to say

There's one thing he can tell me
Helicopters glide like rocks
That thing on the top is a rotary wing
and when it stops, the copter drops

He learned of this first hand
In a very foreign land
They shot him in the knee
But it gave him a nose bleed

Well the enemy killed all the passengers
And I know it sounds selfish of me
But I'm just real glad the guys sat on their helmets
And he only got shot in the knee

Not at liberty to say
Not at liberty to say
That's classified information
Not at liberty to say

Don't tell his mom I wrote this song
She doesn't think he was in 'Nam
I don't know where she thinks he was
But it would be a sweeter song

I'm not at liberty to say
He's not at liberty to say
That's classified information
We're not at liberty to say

East Coast Hustle

#1
March 03, 2005, 07:44:30 PM
I'm a veteran of a thousand psychic wars.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

fluffy

#2
March 03, 2005, 08:15:45 PM

nice poem

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
March 03, 2005, 11:20:17 PM
Very nice.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#4
May 30, 2005, 07:43:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerVery nice.
And since it is after midnight, I want to take this chance to thank all of our veterans for serving our country.  Especially those that are not here, because they served a little too well.

http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway/giftofvalor/

As far as I know, my uncle Bobby, my aunt's first ex husband, did the same thing. :cry:

And I tried to find a link to the Crankshaft comic in the Sunday paper, but I couldn't find it, weird.  If someone has a scanner, scan it please?

Zurtok Khan

#5
May 30, 2005, 08:02:19 AM
Wow

Great poem

Now I want to sing it
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

agent compassion

#6
May 30, 2005, 08:13:40 AM
War = Very Late Term Abortion

I never understood why a woman would think it wrong to kill a child in her womb but that it was perfectly okay, honorable even, to let him get sent to die far away in someone else's war, after he grew up.

He's still just as dead either way, right?

So what's the fucking difference?

:roll:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

~~~~Closed~~~~

#7
June 05, 2005, 04:13:23 AM
0/10


when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.

Chaplin_Sinatra_Fonzarell

#8
June 05, 2005, 04:30:09 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes TodayI'm a veteran of a thousand psychic wars.

8)

Seconded.

Quote from: agent compassionWar = Very Late Term Abortion

Also seconded

Also, awesome poem.
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East Coast Hustle

#9
June 05, 2005, 02:53:29 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma0/10


when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.

dude, it's one thing to blindly hate on all poetry, but have some tact. that was just assholish.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
June 05, 2005, 07:57:50 PM
Quote from: Hotsuma0/10


when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.

Why must you be a shithead?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Donkeyotay

#11
June 05, 2005, 10:02:59 PM
hotsuma reminds me of Jeff (comic book dork from th Simpsons) when he was 15

too lazy to log in H

#12
June 06, 2005, 04:13:56 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Hotsuma0/10


when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.

Why must you be a shithead?

because I'm an asshole.

Still to lazy to log in H

#13
June 06, 2005, 04:15:09 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
Quote from: Hotsuma0/10


when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.

dude, it's one thing to blindly hate on all poetry, but have some tact. that was just assholish.

8)

not caring is what you will see me doing.

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
June 06, 2005, 06:09:26 AM
Quote from: Still to lazy to log in H
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Today
Quote from: Hotsuma0/10


when it stops sucking so much I may rate it higher.

dude, it's one thing to blindly hate on all poetry, but have some tact. that was just assholish.

8)

not caring is what you will see me doing.

Then why are you here?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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