canadian discordians?

[AFK]

They all look like insane fish people pulled out of something from Jhonen Vasquez?

Now I have to visit.

It depends on the level of Milwaukee's Best in their blood stream.

[East Coast Hustle]

What have we learned?  NEVER FUCK WITH A CANADIAN CARRYING A CHAINSAW.

Seriously, though, has anyone ever seen a more bizarre mugshot?  How did people in his town not know he was a looney?

Visit Calais, Maine and you will discover the answer to your question.  Trust me, it wouldn't be hard for him to blend in.

FACT: CALAIS, MAINE = OXYCONTIN CAPITAL OF THE WORLD

ALSO FACT: MR. DESPRES WAS A NATURALIZED US CITIZEN, THEREFORE THE BORDER PATROL COULD NOT LEGALLY BAR HIM FROM ENTERING THE US.

ALSO FACT: PEOPLE FROM NEW BRUNSWICK ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS INBRED AND INSANE THAN PEOPLE FROM QUEBEC, SO CARRYING A BLOODY CHAINSAW AND HAVING A GREASY DEVIL-LOCK IS CONSIDERED NORMAL.

D/N/T FRENCH CANADIANS.

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

stop with the caps please for the love of eris

[Bella]

stop with the caps please for the love of eris

I suspect he has a cold and his ears are plugged up, so he can't hear how loud he's typing.

[East Coast Hustle]

SORRY.

I'LL TRY TO KEEP IT DOWN.

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

it just disturbs me to see so many caps.

[East Coast Hustle]

YOU SEEM TO BE IMPLYING THAT THAT SHOULD BE MY CONCERN.

D/N/T

[Drunken Monkey Cabal]

*STAB*
STOP
*STAB*
WITH
*STAB*
THE
*STAB*
GODAMN
*STAB*
CAPS!!
*UBERSTAB*





Please  

[CannedLizard]

it just disturbs me to see so many caps.

Don't saw you didn't ask for it.

[East Coast Hustle]

THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.

[AFK]

Wanna have some fun at the Canadian Border?  Try crossing with a friend of yours who happens to be a correctional officer at the Washington County Jail and forgets to leave his weapon at home.  I have to say those chairs at Customs are mighty cumfy and their water is exquisite.  Although, I think they could tone down the flourescent lighting.  

To top the night off, when we finally were allowed to cross over into New Brunswick, we went to a pool hall where I proceeded to be hit on by a very strange looking man.  Fortunately, my friend stepped in and convinced him it was in his best interest to find a dark corner to get lost in.

[LMNO]

What was Zurtok Khan doing in Canada?

[East Coast Hustle]

ZANG!

[East Coast Hustle]

Wanna have some fun at the Canadian Border?  Try crossing with a friend of yours who happens to be a correctional officer at the Washington County Jail and forgets to leave his weapon at home.  I have to say those chairs at Customs are mighty cumfy and their water is exquisite.  Although, I think they could tone down the flourescent lighting.  

To top the night off, when we finally were allowed to cross over into New Brunswick, we went to a pool hall where I proceeded to be hit on by a very strange looking man.  Fortunately, my friend stepped in and convinced him it was in his best interest to find a dark corner to get lost in.

THIS IS WHY I TAKE THE STUDMILL ROAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

TCT,
NEVER GETS HASSLED AT DAAQUAM OR ST PAMPHILE

[hooplala]

Hugh changed his name to Drunken Monkey Cabal??