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Rev Roger, Sermon 30: The Center Cannot Hold.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, July 11, 2005, 02:49:44 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

July 11, 2005, 02:49:44 AM
Blarg!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

slothrop23

#1
July 11, 2005, 02:54:09 AM
SHIT! how do i drive an evian=naive truck and a snickers truck into my new cave.
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
July 11, 2005, 02:57:09 AM
Quote from: slothrop the wrapperSHIT! how do i drive an evian=naive truck and a snickers truck into my new cave.

After the local warlord enslaves you, you'll pull it with a rope.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

slothrop23

#3
July 11, 2005, 02:59:54 AM
but what if someone trys to steal my water while im not looking?
Wind turbines.

I'm a big fan

.....

#4
July 11, 2005, 03:03:44 AM
Enough Americans *already* can't afford competent medical treatment, or painless dentistry. I'll go with gradual decline, until large portions of the nation sort of resemble a bad day in Brazil.

That's apocalyptic enough to be depressing.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
July 11, 2005, 03:15:42 AM
Quote from: .....Enough Americans *already* can't afford competent medical treatment, or painless dentistry. I'll go with gradual decline, until large portions of the nation sort of resemble a bad day in Brazil.

That's apocalyptic enough to be depressing.

You, sir are a hopeless optimist.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

East Coast Hustle

#6
July 11, 2005, 05:07:09 AM
let's just burn shit already.

I'm sick of all this fucking around.

I want my doom NOW, when I'm still in posession of enough youthful vigor to enjoy it.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
July 11, 2005, 05:12:50 AM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todaylet's just burn shit already.

I'm sick of all this fucking around.

I want my doom NOW, when I'm still in posession of enough youthful vigor to enjoy it.

8)

You can't rush these things.

Unless you're highly placed in government.

The man who isn't, and does, shall be like unto a GOD.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#8
July 11, 2005, 06:16:38 PM
It's inevitable, but probably not even within our lifetimes....

It will be slow and unseen....and then one day people will wake up and realize that Juan the Landscaper has decided to take the house he worked so hard to keep pretty. Pedro the Busboy will no longer clean the tables for the gringo slobs. And all of you people who thought I was nuts for suggesting some of us go hide out in the mountains and learn how to hunt so we don't have to squabble with survivors in the cities for tinned food...all of you will know.

But that's that. Let's not scare anyone. They only want entertainment and self-help affirmations. The die off is coming in any event. May as well let some of them avoid seeing the hammer drop.

It is the aftermath after all....what did you all expect? Timothy Leary's drug apocalypse?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#9
July 11, 2005, 06:19:53 PM
you should purusue that mountian hideout plan.

cuz if you come to my cities, there will be trouble.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#10
July 11, 2005, 06:30:50 PM
Quote from: Tomorrow Comes Todayyou should purusue that mountian hideout plan.

cuz if you come to my cities, there will be trouble.


That is exactly why it is a good thing that some us have been vaccinated from the sort of things that will kill all of the people in your cities. We told you time and again that we won't tolerate you Communo-fascists. Neither will our germs.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

East Coast Hustle

#11
July 11, 2005, 07:00:15 PM
all your germs are belong to us.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

#12
July 11, 2005, 07:05:01 PM
[Tom Cruise]

Germs don't exist!

Don't you know thw real story behind physicians?

[/Tom Cruise]

Cain

#13
July 16, 2005, 12:35:38 PM
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSCIt's inevitable, but probably not even within our lifetimes....

It will be slow and unseen....and then one day people will wake up and realize that Juan the Landscaper has decided to take the house he worked so hard to keep pretty. Pedro the Busboy will no longer clean the tables for the gringo slobs. And all of you people who thought I was nuts for suggesting some of us go hide out in the mountains and learn how to hunt so we don't have to squabble with survivors in the cities for tinned food...all of you will know.

But that's that. Let's not scare anyone. They only want entertainment and self-help affirmations. The die off is coming in any event. May as well let some of them avoid seeing the hammer drop.

It is the aftermath after all....what did you all expect? Timothy Leary's drug apocalypse?

Thats the sad truth.  A spectacular burny, apocalyptic end would be much more fun and thats what people expect, so it wont happen that way.  Because if it did, then people might actually join in, somthing might come of it.  Instead, slow and insidious is the way forward.  No-one notices, and by the time they realize they're up to their eyeballs in debt, cant afford to send their kids to University and cant afford healthcare, its too late.

Zurtok Khan

#14
July 17, 2005, 11:02:52 AM
*ahem*

Freedom is not of the body, but of the mind and soul.

Slap the sage silly, please.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain
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