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YOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE

Started by East Coast Hustle, July 26, 2005, 06:42:34 PM

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East Coast Hustle

SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Horab Fibslager

/punches turd in teh nose.


wtf?
Hell is other people.

Bob the Mediocre

"I am that which I am" or somthing
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!

Iron Sulfide

do you mean to say 'what you are is one thing, even when it's no longer the same thing'?

:couch:

:furrball:
Ya' stupid Yank.

BADGE OF HONOR

Wherever you go...








...there you are.


Thanks, that'll be $9.99.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

agent compassion

Dear Turd:


DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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:lol:

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon


Zurtok Khan

Why thank you Turd.

(I know that was directed at me)
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

East Coast Hustle

SADLY, I KNEW NONE OF YOU WOULD GET THIS ONE.

FAR BE IT FROM ME TO ENLIGHTEN YOU, BUT YOU MIGHT ASK L IF HE'S FEELING BENEVOLENT.

8)
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

LMNO

Not today, Turd.



That knowledge was hard to come by.  And I don't feel like sharing with those who haven't suffered enough yet.

East Coast Hustle

Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bella

Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE    

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE    

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.
I suspect this is the correctest answer.  

Does this end up being like that song, I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to ME?

LMNO

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE    

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.
I suspect this is the correctest answer.  

Does this end up being like that song, I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to ME?

As far as I'm concerned, it's only a small part of the Correct Answer.

And no.

Bloody Deepak Chopra soundbites.

Bella

Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Classic TurdYOU CAN'T BE WHAT YOU WERE    

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SO YOU'D BETTER START BEING JUST WHAT YOU ARE
That's okay. I never really was what I was, anyway.
I suspect this is the correctest answer.  

Does this end up being like that song, I've Been to Paradise, but I've Never Been to ME?
It's not meant to be an answer - just a comment about my own life.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

I believe Oprah knows the answer.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"