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Started by Ben, August 05, 2005, 07:22:53 AM

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Ben

August 05, 2005, 07:22:53 AM
Eris hasn't killed me yet.  Actually she killed me twice.  The first time she ressurected me as a bubble gum machine.  After the so-called coincidental accident, she ressurected me as a moth with a grudge towards the Batman.  Yesiree, the spirit of Eris goes on and on.  But wait!  There's more!  The spirit of Eris stops at the end of my ass.  So please, pray for my ass.  It's all we can do to insure the security of all mankind.  Be careful though!  If you br3ak it, you buy it!

Ben

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August 05, 2005, 07:45:44 AM
Um... Kali, please kill me now before I have to endure any more of this.  I never thought I'd be in cahoots with Kali.

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

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August 06, 2005, 02:27:09 AM
i think kali's hot
i like a chick with four arms
we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

Chef

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August 06, 2005, 02:34:42 AM
Quote from: GagEris hasn't killed me yet.  Actually she killed me twice.  The first time she ressurected me as a bubble gum machine.  After the so-called coincidental accident, she ressurected me as a moth with a grudge towards the Batman.  Yesiree, the spirit of Eris goes on and on.  But wait!  There's more!  The spirit of Eris stops at the end of my ass.  So please, pray for my ass.  It's all we can do to insure the security of all mankind.  Be careful though!  If you br3ak it, you buy it!

SEE, KIDS?  THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YUO DO NOT EAT MORNING GLORY SEEDS.
CHEF LIVES IN A MANTION.  YUO LIVE IN TENSE.
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