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Buddha's Ghost Penis

August 12, 2005, 03:23:40 AM
THIS SMELLS LIKE THE SNUB! THIS MAY CAUSE CANCER! DO NOT PUT SNUB IN YOUR NOSE!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
August 12, 2005, 03:24:32 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisTHIS SMELLS LIKE THE SNUB! THIS MAY CAUSE CANCER! DO NOT PUT SNUB IN YOUR NOSE!

Then just where the fuck AM I supposed to put it, mister?  Tell me THAT.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#2
August 12, 2005, 03:25:34 AM
YOU MUST PUT IT BACK IN THE SNUB BOX AND THROW IT AWAY! IT MAKES YOUR NOSE SICK!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
August 12, 2005, 03:33:26 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisYOU MUST PUT IT BACK IN THE SNUB BOX AND THROW IT AWAY! IT MAKES YOUR NOSE SICK!

HEY!  I paid good money for that snub!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#4
August 12, 2005, 03:39:09 AM
AS THE ADULT DECISION MAKER YOU MUST DECIDE! CAREFUL FOR NOSE CANCER UPON BEING REVOLUTED, ANGSTY DECISIONS ARE MADE IN ATTEMPTED RETRIBUTION! OOOOOEEEW?
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

Antechinus sapiens

#5
August 12, 2005, 07:43:27 AM
Caution: Rubbing the discarded stub of the snub on your gums may lead to inanity or death. Please place discarded snub stubs in the tub provided. A man in an armadillo suit will be along to collect it shortly.
Young, enthusiastic and stupid.

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#6
August 12, 2005, 07:55:31 PM
THIS MUST BE COLLECTED AND DISPOSED SAFELY OR EVERYONE WILL HAVE BLEEDY CANCEROUS NOSES AND MAYBE EVEN STINKY BREATH! JUST SAY NO KIDS!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

hooplala

#7
August 12, 2005, 08:03:31 PM
Rub a dub snub
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Zurtok Khan

#8
August 12, 2005, 08:05:50 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaRub a dub snub

Buddha's ghost penis won't fit in the tub.
Resistance is Fertile.

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
-Mark Twain

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
-Mark Twain

Buddha's Ghost Penis

#9
August 12, 2005, 08:30:10 PM
MY GIRTH IS AMAZO AWESOME!
WHY DID YOU BAN ME!?!?!

The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 13, 2005, 01:46:02 AM
Quote from: Buddha's Ghost PenisTHIS SMELLS LIKE THE SNUB! THIS MAY CAUSE CANCER! DO NOT PUT SNUB IN YOUR NOSE!

This is one snub I'll let slide...After all, I DID yank my sermons, and it's not like I want my name attached to this toolbox.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

A+ Moyel

#11
August 13, 2005, 06:21:53 AM
YANKING YOUR SERMONS WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. FYI.
Your circumcision is at hand.

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
August 13, 2005, 08:13:53 AM
Quote from: A+ MoyelYANKING YOUR SERMONS WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND. FYI.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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