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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by unlike_someone, August 11, 2005, 06:22:42 PM

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CORNHOLIO

#45
August 20, 2005, 02:48:08 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerGood thing that isn't Eldora.
d00d, your av thingy is freakin me out, quit yelling at that lady, heh, your messin up her hair  n stuff
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#46
August 20, 2005, 04:34:59 AM
Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.

East Coast Hustle

#47
August 20, 2005, 05:55:07 AM
"Hey, baby...you wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

doubtless incident

#48
August 20, 2005, 05:26:00 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle"Hey, baby...you wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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yea. what ya gonna do with your half?
TIMMYYYYY!!!!!!

CORNHOLIO

#49
August 20, 2005, 05:55:32 PM
Once upon  a time

like , uh, lots of my books start like that and everything
ARE YOU THREATENING ME??? IIII AAAMMMM COOORRRNNNHOOOLLIIOOOOO!!!!!!
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