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Do not Cross the Police Tape - Rant X

Started by Zurtok Khan, September 03, 2005, 08:17:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
September 07, 2005, 05:54:14 AM
Quote from: Zurtok KhanNo, I told Bob Dole that he's not allowed to give you Viagra until after you and I have dinner.  I can't have you getting all randy when we're eatting in a nice restaurant.

Um, too late.

I thought the directions meant take one (BOTTLE) a day.

Now the postman's dead, the neighbor is pregnant, and I just found myself on the roof saying, "Here, kitty, kitty!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#16
September 07, 2005, 05:33:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just found myself on the roof saying, "Here, kitty, kitty!"

I would think Mal would prefer a little more... romance... in your approach.

Try dangling a pair of handcuffs.

Acoge

#17
September 07, 2005, 05:45:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just found myself on the roof saying, "Here, kitty, kitty!"

I would think Mal would prefer a little more... romance... in your approach.

Try dangling a pair of handcuffs.
If those don't work there are always participles that can be left dangling in the wind.

LMNO

#18
September 07, 2005, 05:49:28 PM
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just found myself on the roof saying, "Here, kitty, kitty!"

I would think Mal would prefer a little more... romance... in your approach.

Try dangling a pair of handcuffs.
Dangling in the wind, you can always use participles.

Mangled that for you.

Acoge

#19
September 07, 2005, 05:56:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: Acoge
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI just found myself on the roof saying, "Here, kitty, kitty!"

I would think Mal would prefer a little more... romance... in your approach.

Try dangling a pair of handcuffs.
Dangling in the wind, you can always use participles.

Mangled that for you.
damn.... like yoda more I see.
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