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Started by hooplala, September 19, 2005, 04:49:30 PM

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hooplala

September 19, 2005, 04:49:30 PM
TAN CERCA COMO USTED CONSIGA A UN DIAMANTE

Vinton mir?? fijamente abajo su chaqueta doblada agradable en el taburete a la izquierda vacante por el hombre en la Fes; turquesa, y fractura en el lado, esponja amarilla el vomitar en migas al piso de azulejo. Ahora el ??nico asiento vacante en el establecimiento entero, en two-thirty por la ma?±ana en ?©pocas ajusta, ?©l estaba tan cerca como usted consigue a un diamante.

NOTAS

Los ojos se cerraron, Vinton bebieron en las texturas sanas de Howard Johnson. Percusi??n de varias capas, del bajo del bajo-extremo de los coches del subterr?°neo profundamente abajo, y potes enormes del metal en el trasero que son lanzados con una honda alrededor, al alto ritmo del staccato de cuchillos, de bifurcaciones, de placas y de cristales chittering.
El completar los agujeros del jarabe rico, grueso era el ronquido caliente de la gente que charlaba reservado, de embarrilamiento abajo Broadway de los carros, y de las sartenes de oro calientes en la parte posteriora que chisporroteaba suavemente. Encima de este Dionne que acodaba Warwick cant?? suavemente la caminata encendido cerca, movido hacia atr?°s por los cuernos de cobre amarillo y las secuencias.

La m??sica de Vinton estaba por todas partes, pero ?©l se encontr?? raramente en una posici??n donde ?©l podr??a callar su mente bastante para escuchar cualquiera de ella y la dej?? arraigarse.

Una sonrisa silenciosa trabaj?? su manera a trav?©s de sus labios como ?©l mir?? el rojo y las formas negras se mueven a trav?©s de los interiores de sus p?°rpados, ol??an el helado que derrite, el fre??r gordo, y la transform?? toda en notas en su mente.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

hooplala

#1
September 19, 2005, 04:51:33 PM
M?ÅQUINA DE LA CARNE Y DEL HUESO

FUCKIN DERECHO ENCENDIDO - Un ASIENTO EN La BARRA ' MI SOLAMENTE COMPETICI?ìN De N ES CHAQUETA De UH. . . una mano cay?? en el hombro de Vinton mientras que la voz del meg?°fono toc?? la trompeta en su cabeza. Y NO PARECE ELLA ORDEN?ì TODAV?çA. El dar vuelta, ?©l hizo frente en un grimace ancho del tibur??n - dientes abarrotados juntos, envuelto en el l?°piz labial del a?±il, capsulado por un diamante que brillaba el diente delantero derecho. El pelo negro brillante dividi?? mitad excesiva de la cara tan solamente que un solo ojo azul p?°lido destell?? en ?©l.
- Uh. . . Ahorraba el asiento, de hecho, ?©l ofreci?? blando. Ella sonri?? en ?©l, cepill?? su chaqueta al polvo y se asent?? sin prisa antes de decir en voz alta HOWARD MI HOMBRE - MI HOMBRE PRINCIPAL. POLLUELO DEL GANCHO UH PARA ARRIBA.

Construyeron como rey Kong, y comparti?? al miembro del personal que Howard Johnson hab??a colocado en la barra del coctel en esa hora su temperament; ?©l tom?? su tiempo que vagaba m?°s cercano a la barra. Era su territorio, ?©l lo posey?? con lo que ?©l consideraba dignidad reservada. ¬ø- Whatchoo tiene? ?©l pidi??, sin el inter?©s, mirando a otra parte.

¬øcSe OFENDA HOWARD, WOULDJA SI PED?ç SODA Del CHOCOLATE De N UH De las ALMEJAS FRITAS '? ella ri??, olvidadizo a la lengua del cuerpo que era exhibida. - en la barra del coctel. ?©l indic??, plano en incredulidad.

NECESITO YUH HACERME Un S?ìLIDO, HOWARD. I NO SE DUERME EN OCHO D?çAS MALDITOS ' N ESTA CARNE Y LA M?ÅQUINA del HUESO EXIGE SUSTENANCE. Ella sonri?? en Vinton viciously, el diamante gui?±ando en ?©l. CALCULO Que PUEDE SER QUE TAMBI?âN SEA ALIMENTO.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#2
September 19, 2005, 04:57:14 PM
o_O

that was confusing.
i need to learn more spanish

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#3
September 20, 2005, 04:21:17 AM
no entiendooooooooooooooooo  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
September 20, 2005, 04:29:48 AM
Wow.  You're posting in a different language!  How exciting!

*SQUEAL!*
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#5
September 20, 2005, 04:36:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWow.  You're posting in a different language!  How exciting!

*SQUEAL!*

Especially since you and Cain and maybe a couple of others can understand it and the rest of us will skip it.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
September 20, 2005, 04:38:11 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerWow.  You're posting in a different language!  How exciting!

*SQUEAL!*

Especially since you and Cain and maybe a couple of others can understand it and the rest of us will skip it.

I'm not gonna bother.  The grammar is TERRIBLE.

Oh, and here's a goblin playing air guitar:

http://amfilms.hash.com/search/Entry.php?entry=684

Which rawks far more than this thread.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#7
September 20, 2005, 04:38:45 AM
Ich verstehe nicht.   Was ist los mit English?  Bist du ein Kraut Kopf?

hooplala

#8
September 20, 2005, 01:41:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerOh, and here's a goblin playing air guitar:

http://amfilms.hash.com/search/Entry.php?entry=684

Which rawks far more than this thread.

Hey, that DID rock!

I don't even understand what I posted, it's translated through Google.  I just posted them to piss off whoever actually spoke Spanish.  I thought I might get a high and mighty lecture or something.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#9
September 20, 2005, 06:28:47 PM
OMG NO WONDER IT MADE NO SENSE

i thought maybe you were using some complicated grammer that i didnt understand

Cain

#10
September 20, 2005, 07:12:20 PM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerOh, and here's a goblin playing air guitar:

http://amfilms.hash.com/search/Entry.php?entry=684

Which rawks far more than this thread.

Hey, that DID rock!

I don't even understand what I posted, it's translated through Google.  I just posted them to piss off whoever actually spoke Spanish.  I thought I might get a high and mighty lecture or something.

Its good for that.  I had a load of french people convinced I was fluent that way.  Shame my Spanish is largely forgotten, else I would have given it a better go.

unlike_someone

#11
September 20, 2005, 07:22:13 PM
I just use babelfish for translations, though sometimes it ends up getting comfused sometimes.
- some inertly chaotic chick

  "I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' " --Bruce Baum

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
September 21, 2005, 01:22:32 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerOh, and here's a goblin playing air guitar:

http://amfilms.hash.com/search/Entry.php?entry=684

Which rawks far more than this thread.

Hey, that DID rock!

I don't even understand what I posted, it's translated through Google.  I just posted them to piss off whoever actually spoke Spanish.  I thought I might get a high and mighty lecture or something.

Now, run it from Spanish to German, and back into English.

You'll POOMP in your PANCE laughing at the results.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#13
September 21, 2005, 01:49:40 AM
ok i am attempting to translate with out internet cheating! wooo fun

Horab Fibslager

#14
September 21, 2005, 01:52:28 AM
se no habla espanola.
Hell is other people.
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