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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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Penumbral

You mean that one one?

Bella

Yes.....unless it was the other one who.....
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

Now, you and your husband, you used to do things? And these things involved... stuff?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

Now, you've been watching detective movies, huh?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

EvilPoet

Does putting bologna in your shoes actually makes a you feel funny?

Bella

I don't have any bologna, would tofu work?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

Why is it every time us Chinese buird wall, goddam Mongorians come tear it down?
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

Why do you build the wall between the Mongolians and their barbeque?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

God-damn Mongorians! Quit breaking down my shitty-wall!
1. e4             e5
2. Bc4           Bc5
3. Qf3           Ne7
4. Qxf7++

Bella

just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

EvilPoet


Bella

depends.....what flavor were they?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rev Thwack

Didn't you bring them here for everyone?
My balls itch...

EvilPoet

Why does it matter what flavor they were? Are some flavors more prone
to being stolen than others? *thinks for a minute* How can I bring tarts
for everyone when I don't even know who everyone is?

Rev Thwack

shouldn't you have thought about all of that before you brought them?
My balls itch...