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A Bunch of Nonsense I Wrote

Started by Lord Daddy Lombrosis, September 23, 2005, 11:26:32 AM

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#30
September 24, 2005, 07:20:03 AM
meh...

Lord Daddy Lombrosis

#31
September 24, 2005, 09:57:42 AM
It's OK, you don't have to try to impress me, I'll be your friend.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#32
September 24, 2005, 08:25:25 PM
heh

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
September 25, 2005, 01:03:05 AM
Quote from: Lord Daddy LombrosisIt's OK, you don't have to try to impress me, I'll be your friend.

Hehe...Sucker.

Hey, buddy ole pal...you wanna de-beak this prairie squid for me?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lord Daddy Lombrosis

#34
September 25, 2005, 07:24:49 AM
Only if it has stairs in its house.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#35
September 25, 2005, 07:26:44 AM
Quote from: Lord Daddy LombrosisOnly if it has stairs in its house.

Prairie squid don't use stairs.  They climb right up the wall, through your bedroom window, and...

...well, I don't want to talk about what happens next.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lord Daddy Lombrosis

#36
September 25, 2005, 09:59:27 AM
Not if you buy my patented Prairie Squid Home Defense System!!!  If you don't have a home, try my Pine Scented Prarie Squid Repellant.  Works like a charm!
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Yeni istifadəçimizə: "Discordian, xoş gəldin!"-deyək!

The Good Reverend Roger

#37
September 25, 2005, 07:00:53 PM
Quote from: Lord Daddy LombrosisNot if you buy my patented Prairie Squid Home Defense System!!!  If you don't have a home, try my Pine Scented Prarie Squid Repellant.  Works like a charm!

Why would we want to REPEL them?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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