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Rev Roger, Rant #9: The n00b Rant.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 07, 2005, 09:30:21 AM

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AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO RE-UP, SOLDIER.
BE ALL YOU CAN BE!

fnordiscordia

Quote from: The DoctorI could always send a Dalek over to your place, you know. Just say the word.  8)

TEEHEE! YOUR DR WHO JOKES ARE SO HIP AND FUNNY! WE LOVE YOU!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The DoctorI could always send a Dalek over to your place, you know. Just say the word.  8)

:roll:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATIONIT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO RE-UP, SOLDIER.

Yeah it is.  I have to go to work again in a few minutes.

So many thumbs to be bent, so little time.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION

WE HAVE MORE THUMBS THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY DREAM OF.

BLACK THUMBS, BROWN THUMBS, YELLOW THUMBS, HELL, EVEN SOME WHITE THUMBS ALTHOUGH THE WHITE THUMBS MAY STINK OF PATCHOULI AND JOINT SMOKE.

WE'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A REALLY BIG STICK.
BE ALL YOU CAN BE!

fnordiscordia


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATIONWE HAVE MORE THUMBS THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY DREAM OF.

BLACK THUMBS, BROWN THUMBS, YELLOW THUMBS, HELL, EVEN SOME WHITE THUMBS ALTHOUGH THE WHITE THUMBS MAY STINK OF PATCHOULI AND JOINT SMOKE.

WE'LL EVEN GIVE YOU A REALLY BIG STICK.

Yeah, but I get paid more, this way.

TGRR,
Is only loyal to the long green, not the green machine.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.