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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Keep your stupid questions to your stupid self.

Started by MedeoPlusPlus, August 07, 2003, 12:41:31 AM

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what does bella have to do with this?

Rev Thwack

well, wouldn't you like her to tell you just what you might be getting into?
My balls itch...

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are you afraid to tell me yourself?

Rev Thwack

But wouldn't that ruin the surprise?
My balls itch...

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true...are you gonna do anything about these manifestation clones or do I have to remove them?

Rev Thwack

take another look around, do you still see them?
My balls itch...

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why...yes...I do...and there's more of them now...

Rev Thwack

Don't you just love those trick questions?
My balls itch...

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Hoshiko

You're both the same person, aren't you? AREN'T YOU?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Rev Thwack

how in the hell could we pull that off?
My balls itch...

Hoshiko

Cloning? Time Warp? The Bermuda Triangle?

Am I sounding paranoid?
Making people sorry they asked since 1983.

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She got the speakers in the trunk
With the bass on crunk.

Bella

Would siamese twins count as the same person?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

MedeoPlusPlus

Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson? Why? Why do you persist?
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