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Started by gnimbley, October 09, 2005, 03:42:26 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
October 13, 2005, 04:14:16 AM
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSCWait a minute Roger, Catholics don't even read the Bible. They don't even care about the Bible. Heh, then again most Catholics I know aren't even practicing.

Sure they do.  Leviticus and Romans, exclusively.

Bring on the auto-de-fe!
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agent compassion

#31
October 13, 2005, 05:37:16 PM
We ought to publish a Bible for Catholics with just those two books in it. We could call it "The Selective Bible." :)

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#32
October 13, 2005, 10:10:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Irreverend Hewn, KSCWait a minute Roger, Catholics don't even read the Bible. They don't even care about the Bible. Heh, then again most Catholics I know aren't even practicing.

Sure they do.  Leviticus and Romans, exclusively.

Bring on the auto-de-fe!

Not even. Most Catholics I know just go to mass to Cannibalize some puerto rican dude who got nailed to a plank a couple millenia ago. (Is His body on cold storage or what?)
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Donkeyotay

#33
October 14, 2005, 03:28:01 AM
he tastes like cardboard...From what I remeber...I got in trouble in 2nd grade at St. James for saying such...We were getting ready for first communion and out teacher, Mrs. McLaughlin, handed out unblessed pieces of communion...After I ate it I turned the girl next to me and said it tasted like cardboard..She laughed and nodded her head..Mrs. M. heard me and jumped up out of her seat and yelled 'What did you say?' She came storming towards me with the look of rage in her eye! She grabbed me by the arm, yanked me out of my seat, and escorted me down to the principle, Sister Alyssa's, office for a reprimand and a talking to...i don't think I even got into that much trouble....I kind of found the whole thing ridiculous and quite amusing

agent compassion

#34
October 14, 2005, 05:48:19 AM
I think Jesus would agree that he does in fact taste like cardboard.

'I'll take you out for a meal with Mr. and Mrs. Pain, order up some violent quiche. Do you want some?' - ++++++ Moon

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#35
October 14, 2005, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: agent compassionI think Jesus would agree that he does in fact taste like cardboard.

THAT is the correct Buddha!
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