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Rev Roger: The Heresies, Chapter 2

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 20, 2003, 05:42:06 AM

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riff

#45
November 22, 2003, 06:53:35 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.

What?? I haven't had any lobotomies... have I? :shock:


I do like pie, though.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Bella

#46
November 22, 2003, 07:16:24 AM
Quote from: Riff
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.

What?? I haven't had any lobotomies... have I? :shock:


I do like pie, though.

Not a single one, dear.
I just meant that the Commander is a higher maintenance boss because he's had so many lobotomies and you haven't had any.
All I have to do is feed you pie and you're happy.
It's a slacker job for sure. 8)
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Trollax

#47
November 22, 2003, 08:57:30 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom*Represses shudder*

No kidding.....the first of Zorga's many husbands was named Watson, and the poor man came to a terrible end.   :shock:

Oh Crap....

but then I was only born with that name I don't live under it...


BTW...
FNORD!

riff

#48
November 22, 2003, 11:06:48 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of Doom
Quote from: Riff
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomPS: All those lobotomies make a big difference in the needs of the Karma Manager and the Commander. I just kill a few enemies and feed him some pie and he is happy.

What?? I haven't had any lobotomies... have I? :shock:


I do like pie, though.

Not a single one, dear.
I just meant that the Commander is a higher maintenance boss because he's had so many lobotomies and you haven't had any.
All I have to do is feed you pie and you're happy.
It's a slacker job for sure. 8)

Ohh, I understand.  Phew!  For a minute I thought I'd have to start checking for new cranial scars when I wake up in the mornings.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

PrincessEris von Tartarus

#49
November 22, 2003, 04:00:59 PM
Karma mangager, did you forget that it was you that started getting the commander on lobotomies... for security reasons only of course. You do not have to fear... Anyway I have this new technology at hand for our commander. So that we do not have to cut him up all the time... I will implant a special chip into his head... its connected to a remote control in the DIA so that one can erase only certain bits of his mind and not wipe out his memory over and over again. Also the surgery bit will be a thing of the past too.  The remote can be found in my office. The lobotomy authorization forms are directly next to it.  :P

But nevertheless, its a lot of work taking care of a man like the commander. especially his british bulldog needs taking out for walks and so on... a buiy commander can not always rush out with the dog... so thats up to the assassin again *guaaaa*

oh did you know that he did make a little pile from his money-pile bed for his bulldog? it now sleeps on money too. cute!  :twisted:  :twisted:
Atomic Assassin - Die Attentäterin - DIA/DND
International Mush Mullah with Tao Jones

Ich liebe dich mein wunderbarer Kohlkopfkiller! Du hast mein
Herz erwärmt und lässt meine Gedanken erblühen und meine Muschi glühen.... *g*


The Good Reverend Roger

#50
November 23, 2003, 09:17:32 AM
Quote from: St. Bheer
Quote from: SlartibartfastThere is an irony that you are as negative as Roger is about the same things.  

Negative?

Me?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

B23.77

#51
November 23, 2003, 07:13:00 PM
Negative like Pinhead without his torture chamber.  Negative like a magnet at the south pole.  Negative like a hole without his donut.  Negative like a festering, drooling toad without his princess. Negative like a gang of harpies with nothing but a pack of dildos to sing to.  Well, that might not be so negative for them.

The Good Reverend Roger

#52
November 23, 2003, 10:21:48 PM
Quote from: Sgt. Gov. Prof. Mr. St. BNegative like Pinhead without his torture chamber.  Negative like a magnet at the south pole.  Negative like a hole without his donut.  Negative like a festering, drooling toad without his princess. Negative like a gang of harpies with nothing but a pack of dildos to sing to.  Well, that might not be so negative for them.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Penumbral

#53
December 07, 2003, 10:10:58 PM
Acctully Roger I *do* agree with you.

One quick question though.
What did you mean by saying you where going over to the "dark side" It's not discordianisem its not becoming a greyface, and no its not even subgenis.
Is it the "rouge discordian" you have claimed to beacome?
How is being a rouge discordian any differnt then the rest of us?
DO YOU HAVE A REBELLION?
I find that most difficlt to belive.

Malaul

#54
December 07, 2003, 11:34:45 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger



thats adorable
even though I know its not supossed to be
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Horab Fibslager

#55
December 08, 2003, 06:21:14 AM
penumbral, it could be said he's becoming an illuminatus.

mroe on that after a short message from our sponsors.
Hell is other people.

Penumbral

#56
December 08, 2003, 11:39:12 PM
if you read that with your sig it even funnier...

Quote
penumbral, it could be said he's becoming an illuminatus.

mroe on that after a short message from our sponsors.

doo ba doo ba da backstrokin' do da do da do da da do da

Bella

#57
December 08, 2003, 11:41:40 PM
That is pretty humerous, isn't it?
Especially if you picture Horab singing it.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

B23.77

#58
December 09, 2003, 12:09:09 AM
He turned into a banana peel.  Where's the remote?  I'm rewinding that commercial.  

doo ba doo ba da backstrokin' do da do da do da da do da

That was good.

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
December 11, 2003, 06:36:36 AM
Quote from: PenumbralAcctully Roger I *do* agree with you.

One quick question though.
What did you mean by saying you where going over to the "dark side" It's not discordianisem its not becoming a greyface, and no its not even subgenis.
Is it the "rouge discordian" you have claimed to beacome?
How is being a rouge discordian any differnt then the rest of us?
DO YOU HAVE A REBELLION?
I find that most difficlt to belive.

What I mean is that I am engaged in a campaign to bring doom upon us all, by means of unrestrained jaking.

That's where I've been, recently.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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