Rant 146: The Big Lie

[The Good Reverend Roger]

The hammer is in mid swing, and it's past time to get some serious yuks in.

Indeed.  Let's party like it's the end of the world, 'cuz it is, cuz!

when the fuck is the media gonna pick up on this?

Right about the time they apologize for spending 5 years sucking Bush's cock.

[LHX]

its gonna be hard for them to talk with all that dick still in their mouth

[The Good Reverend Roger]

its gonna be hard for them to talk with all that dick still in their mouth

Well, I wouldn't want to be seen talking to the fucking joke that is the Democrat party, either.

They are such pussies, it makes my teeth itch just watching them.

Dick Durbin (D-IL):  "What's going on at Gitmo stinks of Nazism!"

Tom DeLay (R-TX):  "What the fuck did you say?"

Dick Durbin:  "Nothing, sir!  Here's your coffee, sir!"

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

its gonna be hard for them to talk with all that dick still in their mouth

Well, I wouldn't want to be seen talking to the fucking joke that is the Democrat party, either.

They are such pussies, it makes my teeth itch just watching them.

Dick Durbin (D-IL):  "What's going on at Gitmo stinks of Nazism!"

Tom DeLay (R-TX):  "What the fuck did you say?"

Dick Durbin:  "Nothing, sir!  Here's your coffee, sir!"

Pretty nailed to a tee, Roger. The democratic party has lost its vertebrae. Even the damned fascit republicans have more backbone.

[neongenesis816]

Discord always wins.

From chaos all comes and to chaos all goes.

Order always wins.

From order all comes and to order all goes.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
These are merely singular view points.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Discord always wins.

From chaos all comes and to chaos all goes.

Order always wins.

From order all comes and to order all goes.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
These are merely singular view points.

Order + Disorder = Chaos

[neongenesis816]

Give me the definitions of the above mentioned words, and connect them logistically to make that mathematical formula correct then.

Then again the definition of a word is subjective to view point as well.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Give me the definitions of the above mentioned words, and connect them logistically to make that mathematical formula correct then.

Then again the definition of a word is subjective to view point as well.

Chaos was the beginning and the sum of all potential. Still is. Order and disorder are merely the way we perceive chaos. Things that fit patterns we understand are considered orderly. Things that do not fit are considered disorderly. That is the position I am coming from.

Granted that most people usually equate chaos with disorder. Science does not. Neither do many Discordians. (Though that could be argued.)

[Cain]

Well, Eris is the goddess of Discord and Chaos, as my memory serves me.  Which seems reasonable.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Give me the definitions of the above mentioned words, and connect them logistically to make that mathematical formula correct then.

Then again the definition of a word is subjective to view point as well.

I don't know if I could define those terms to make that make sense, but I could give you examples, possibly in agonising detail, to make it make sense.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Well, Eris is the goddess of Discord and Chaos, as my memory serves me.  Which seems reasonable.

Well, of course. Because sometimes, especially after being snubbed disrepected and ignored for so long, She had to use Strife (which is what Eris means in Greek) against the fucking gits. That is why Discord comes into play. In some people's outlooks, Discord only arises when Chaos is not acknowledged, or when chaos' natural flow is blocked.

[neongenesis816]

Give me the definitions of the above mentioned words, and connect them logistically to make that mathematical formula correct then.

Then again the definition of a word is subjective to view point as well.

I don't know if I could define those terms to make that make sense, but I could give you examples, possibly in agonising detail, to make it make sense.

You people could at least make some shit up and convince me of it.  GOD.  At least get your shits n giggles playing on my gullibility.  BUT NO, we have to be honest.

[Cain]

Well, Eris is the goddess of Discord and Chaos, as my memory serves me.  Which seems reasonable.

Well, of course. Because sometimes, especially after being snubbed disrepected and ignored for so long, She had to use Strife (which is what Eris means in Greek) against the fucking gits. That is why Discord comes into play. In some people's outlooks, Discord only arises when Chaos is not acknowledged, or when chaos' natural flow is blocked.

I tend to think of Disorder as the natural process arising from order applied, with chaos as the whole system.  More or less the same I suppose, just woth a time component added on.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Give me the definitions of the above mentioned words, and connect them logistically to make that mathematical formula correct then.

Then again the definition of a word is subjective to view point as well.

I don't know if I could define those terms to make that make sense, but I could give you examples, possibly in agonising detail, to make it make sense.

You people could at least make some shit up and convince me of it.  GOD.  At least get your shits n giggles playing on my gullibility.  BUT NO, we have to be honest.

Well, I could actually end all of this very quickly and give you enlightenment on a silver platter for absolutely no cost to you.

You need to have a tinfoil hat, though.

[neongenesis816]

OK I got one, what's next?!