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Started by LHX, December 08, 2005, 11:28:49 PM

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LHX

December 08, 2005, 11:28:49 PM
here is a list of things that it may be useful to come to terms with to help improve your chances of a clean escape from the machine from .000000000001% to .001%

1. get rid of all property
2. overcome any need for privacy
3. overcome any problems with solitude
4. overcome any feelings of dependency
5. overcome any illusions of control
6. learn about food and nutrition
7. develop a tolerance to dirt and grime
8. become host to as many viruses as possible
9. develop an appetite for heavy metals
10. keep refining a list of things to come to terms with




(love will guide you through)
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 09, 2005, 01:01:48 AM
Quote from: LHXhere is a list of things that it may be useful to come to terms with to help improve your chances of a clean escape from the machine from .000000000001% to .001%

1. get rid of all property
2. overcome any need for privacy
3. overcome any problems with solitude
4. overcome any feelings of dependency
5. overcome any illusions of control
6. learn about food and nutrition
7. develop a tolerance to dirt and grime
8. become host to as many viruses as possible
9. develop an appetite for heavy metals
10. keep refining a list of things to come to terms with




(love will guide you through)

1 - 10:  The conspiracy figured those out a century ago.

Postscript:  Naw.  But it WILL stick to your face.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LHX

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December 09, 2005, 01:02:53 AM
even the conspiracy needs to escape the machine
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

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December 09, 2005, 01:43:14 AM
Quote from: LHXeven the conspiracy needs to escape the machine

Um...the conspiracy is The Machine's friggin' TRANMISSION.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LHX

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December 09, 2005, 02:24:27 AM
damn

theyre gonna have a tough time getting out
neat hell

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
December 09, 2005, 02:57:15 AM
Quote from: LHXdamn

theyre gonna have a tough time getting out

Um...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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