Bedtime stories by Fred

[Fizzwitz Glorypoop]

I used to think she was really hot but I don't so much anymore.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

teh happy b-day jesus story!

Once ther was a chicken monkey. This is like,Ķ.monkey flavoured cafeteria chicken. One day the chicken moneky (named Nigel) flatulated along the highway singing about peanuts. Suddenly a Raptor came out of the bushes and bit his fucking head off! Jesus cheered, but the Raptor got violently ill. This was probably not from Nigel, but the large amount of horse shit and vodka he had previously consumes. Anyway, so he threw up all over his girlfriend. That,Äôs fucking SICK. So she castrated him! Jesus cheered. But then this really hello spikey Beaver came outta nowhere and did some irish step dancing. It was cool. Jesus cheered.  The end thanks bye

[Baron Von Stevenstein]

haha chicken monkey

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

haha chicken monkey

yes ps everyone he help with sthe story yaaay wooooot

[Subtract Eight!]

Jesus cheering innately requires some opening of the armpits of holyness, contrary to a whack of popular films an action had just occured that would rerender many common conceptions about the torsal and limbic movement of the Messiah.

lol wut a poor fucker!
dat sterpid no name brand ketchup smoother oughta' go smoke a doobie in a hellhole heaving with happy hairy hens.. lol  fucker...
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Light fuzzy slick pink is so fucking badass.

[Toots]

I report that I have read this story and it is great bedtime story. I am now going to bed. Yay!!! Chicken monkey barf and castration=the literary geniuses.

Thank you Fred!!! Also good night.