Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

[Enrico Salazar]

Fuck off, David Gnome.

(rips open envelope and blows inside)

And, answer is "Name three things you will not find in United States Of America."

(rimshot)

[Shecky D. Albino]

Ouch.

Hope you have an armored limousine, Salazippy.

And with that, Into The Night With Salazar And Friends will be back after words from the sponsors.  

And remember to buy Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco treat.

[hooplala]

Do you have a problem with gnomes?

Is this what you would like to see happen?


Call us at Gnome-Be-Gone.  We will grab those gnomes, throttle them, and sell their parts on to lighting fixture outlets, the way it should be.

Call us at 1-800-DEAD-GNOME  - we'll take care of the rest.

[Cain]

Statement from the Discordian Tequilahadeen.

Hail Eris, all Hail Discordia.  Praise be to all Discordian Jihadis, for today we swear formal alleigance with the Unitarian Jihad.  The Discordian Jihad in Bushlandia declares an Erislamic Fatwa against the forces of DUMB and DOOM.

Furthermore, we have slain today one of the Greyfaced infidels.  Brave Tequilahadeen assassinated this morning the festering corpse of Richard Nixon, a most devious undead creature, on the outskirts of Fat City.  This grevious blow will most assuredly hurt the forces of destructive order.  

Kallisti!

[hooplala]

The preceding statement was heartily endorsed by Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar.

[Toots]

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[Diabo Salazore]

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[DJRubberducky]

Coming this fall to pee dee dot com:  A whole new season of "WHAT NOT TO WEAR!"  Starring:

LMNO!


and

DJRubberducky!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Coming this fall to pee dee dot com:  A whole new season of "WHAT NOT TO WEAR!"  Starring:

LMNO!


and

DJRubberducky!

What's wrong with engineer boots?

TGRR,
Wears engineer boots.

[LMNO]

My point exactly.

[Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy]

Well, what's wrong with the Cthulu hat, other than I never pictured him as white, I dunno why  

[LMNO]

Looks like a regular ol' albino octopus, really.

[hooplala]

Looks like a regular ol' albino octopus, really.

It's pronounced Al-bee-no.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Attention:

The Tequilahadeen have had to make some budget cuts these past few days. So I am sorry to inform you that all of the hostages will be let go. We are sorry to have to do this, but we really can no longer afford the overhead in this tough economy where even apartments now cost more than nuclear missiles.

[Cain]

Does that mean we will buy more nukes though?