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Into The Night With Enrico And So-Called Friends

Started by Enrico Salazar, January 04, 2006, 03:29:58 PM

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Cain

#720
February 01, 2006, 07:31:50 PM
Quote from: erotic
2. The Iron Liver technique.

:lol: I think the Bottomless Bank Account technique would be better.

Malaul

#721
February 01, 2006, 07:31:58 PM
cunning linguist are you?
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

LMNO

#722
February 01, 2006, 07:33:25 PM
Quote from: Cain
Quote from: erotic
2. The Iron Liver technique.

:lol: I think the Bottomless Bank Account technique would be better.

I would if I could... I would if I could.

Quote from: Malcunning linguist are you?

You know what they say... practice makes perfect.

Malaul

#723
February 01, 2006, 07:36:04 PM
:twisted:
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Shecky D. Albino

#724
February 01, 2006, 08:51:11 PM
Quote from: erotic

Is that yer mom?  Grrrr...
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

LMNO

#725
February 01, 2006, 08:52:13 PM
Yeah, I wish my mom was Lana Turner...

Shecky D. Albino

#726
February 01, 2006, 08:56:36 PM
Really?  I wish my mom was Tina Turner.
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

hooplala

#727
February 01, 2006, 08:57:30 PM
I heard Ike made you into his wife in jail Shecky, is that true?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shecky D. Albino

#728
February 01, 2006, 09:04:23 PM
Quote from: Baron von HooplaI heard Ike made you into his wife in jail Shecky, is that true?

What can I say?

"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

hooplala

#729
February 01, 2006, 09:07:18 PM
Did he get pissed off when you became more popular than him?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shecky D. Albino

#730
February 01, 2006, 09:10:06 PM
Allow me to answer your question with a question:

Is anyone less popular than him?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

Diabo Salazore

#731
February 01, 2006, 09:10:14 PM
::pokes head out from behind curtain::

Shecky was never more popular than Ike, that another story he is fabricate in his book. Diabo know the truth about Shecky in prison, Diabo mistaken for man and put in cell next to Shecky, that how we meet.
Diabo get a make-over, you like?

hooplala

#732
February 01, 2006, 09:12:44 PM
Are we all talking about the same Ike here?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Shecky D. Albino

#733
February 01, 2006, 09:14:30 PM
*Shecky turns and bitch slaps Baron*

That one, right?
"It's pronounced Al-bee-no.  I ain't no damn bunny eyes!"

"When you look into the ass the ass also looks into you."
-Generalissimo Enrico Ritzibottom Salazar


Shecky has two daddies...

hooplala

#734
February 01, 2006, 09:15:28 PM
Quote from: Shecky D. Albino*Shecky turns and bitch slaps Baron*

That one, right?

ACK!

. . . it's the same Ike.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman
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