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just in case you thought things weren't dumb enough already.

Started by Mangrove, March 05, 2006, 03:09:05 AM

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Mangrove

March 05, 2006, 03:09:05 AM
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#1
March 05, 2006, 03:37:40 AM
Those parents would crap their pants if they saw the books we have.  We  have 2 different books about the difference between boys and girls and there are pictures of naked people.  No homosexual penguins though :roll:  This proves people are idiots.  Sometimes I think I should become a librarian so that someone would actually tell these people to fuck off.

Mangrove

#3
March 05, 2006, 03:00:50 PM
Quote from: fnordiscordia
Quote from: Pope T.Mangrove xviihttp://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060304/ap_on_re_us/brf_book_flap

:lol:

i'm glad you all liked that. i'll have to look for a link (there may or may not be one) but on the local Faux news here they had a woman in California(?) who was a school teacher. she was also very heavily into animal rights and..........



.......wanted the curious george book removed from school reading lists.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
March 05, 2006, 06:10:35 PM
Mad props to the librarian.

1.  The book didn't get pulled, and

2.  The librarian moved the book to the NON-FICTION section, and the Jebus freaks were mollified!  This is TOO good. :lol:
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DJRubberducky

#5
March 06, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
Well, yeah, because what kid in their right mind ever reads something out of the non-fiction section when there are all the shiny brightly colored books in the fiction section? ;)
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hooplala

#6
March 06, 2006, 05:30:09 PM
"Peoples are full of dumb."
-Enrico Salazar
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#7
March 06, 2006, 07:20:51 PM
I found my son's Dr Ruth book in his bed, hidden in the covers.  I asked if he was looking at the naked people and he laughed and said yeah.   :lol:

Toots

#8
March 06, 2006, 09:03:06 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI found my son's Dr Ruth book in his bed, hidden in the covers.  I asked if he was looking at the naked people and he laughed and said yeah.   :lol:

:lol:
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hooplala

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March 06, 2006, 09:39:29 PM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI found my son's Dr Ruth book in his bed, hidden in the covers.  I asked if he was looking at the naked people and he laughed and said yeah.   :lol:


Your son is jerking off to Dr. Ruth?!

El, there aren't many things I would describe as abnormal, but . . .
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#10
March 08, 2006, 04:13:35 AM
Quote from: Baron von Hoopla
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI found my son's Dr Ruth book in his bed, hidden in the covers.  I asked if he was looking at the naked people and he laughed and said yeah.   :lol:


Your son is jerking off to Dr. Ruth?!

El, there aren't many things I would describe as abnormal, but . . .

It's a little kids book, he is five, if he is jerking off to naked cartoon pictures he has a long way to go.   :lol:   There are no naked pic's of Dr Ruth  :roll:

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#11
March 08, 2006, 04:27:15 AM
uunnevermind

Eldora, Oracle of Alchemy

#12
March 08, 2006, 04:41:43 AM
Well, as far as I know, he hasn't found hid dad's Penthouse collection  :lol:  That'll be next I'm sure.

MechaHobo

#13
March 17, 2006, 05:26:30 PM
gay penguins...that sounds like a sitcom idea to me!
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