Rant 40: The One True God

[Iron Sulfide]

money is perhapsoneof the most profound spiritual teachers
of the past two centuries (possibly longer)...

especially in an age where it no longer represents what it once did.
i mean, i exists insomuch as we will it to exist, and we are constantly
striving for another fiver, a tenner...more money, less worries. i mean
that's the message right? if you replace theword 'money' with 'holy'
then capitolism is just another religion like christianity or hinduism:
the more money you have the easier life gets; the more god you have,
the happier you are...

isn't that the message?


we also learnfrom money by reading between the lines. Money tells us
"YOU NEED ME" and asserts that it can and will exist without us. But every
attempt throughout history that has been made to distance large numbers
of people from money (willingly...ie, communism) have all met with the
harshest resistance and retaliation.

reminds me of God. the more you try to seperate yopurself from a given
religion's God, the harder that God tries to get you back,. and punishes
you if you don't come back. that's be cause GOD NEEDS US TO EXIST.
just like money. no matter how much money/god asserts that we can't
exist without it, no matter how much money/god asserts that it came
before us, that it has always existed and will always exist, the moment we
actually decide to pull the plug, it all goes WOOSH!

kinda reminds me of abusive relationships, in fact. the abusive spouse
makes the other feel that he or she can't possibly live without the other,
and enforces it's will with negative effects.

but as soon as the spouse being abused wakes the fuck up, she usually
realizes that the abuser needs her more than she needs the abuser.

when she realizes that, WOOSH!

money doesn't exist, it's not real. god doesn't exist, it's not real.

not even eris.

these things only exist because we want them to.

that's why all things are permissible.

it's just a ride, we can get off the ride whenever we want to.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Saint*Bastard:

You're wise to the game.

[Iron Sulfide]

wise is an anagram of 'i sew'....so yeah...in that sense, i suppose i'm
'wise'...

'the game' is also an anagram of 'meat heg'...

so, if you mean to say that 'i sew meat heg'....then, yes...yes i do.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

wise is an anagram of 'i sew'....so yeah...in that sense, i suppose i'm
'wise'...

'the game' is also an anagram of 'meat heg'...

so, if you mean to say that 'i sew meat heg'....then, yes...yes i do.

That's good, we can always use a meat-heg seamster.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

*bumped*

I want you all to know who Gawd really is.

[Scribbly]

Chuck Norris?

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

No. You may have to actually read the topic starter.

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

Chuck Norris?

Because it warranted a triple shot.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Damn that's harsh!

[Subtract Eight!]

yeah i thought this was common knowlegde, god/jesus is the worship of my self righteousness and my self righteousness is a result of my desire for moneymoneymoney

its easy to see from a group of people's sense of humor, you would see christians giggling about little quirks in their god or the sins of others, just like people always giggle in acknowlegdment about money complications



yeh im a SLAVE!

IM ASLAVE!
WOOOOOO

[Scribbly]

Naw... Fnord had a point... I suck.

Also, its a pretty damn sweet rant, just thought I'd drop that in.

Also also... that third image made me laugh, so its all good.

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

I read it to a fully packed bar once. It brought down the house. But I got drunk immediately afterwards to forget about it.

[Doktor Howl]

Hey, I found a Hugh thread that hasn't been bumped.

[altered]

I left 2006 behind for a REASON, and now you remind me that really it's been 2006 all along! You MONSTER.

[hooplala]

He was really terrible.