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Warning: Here there be cliches!

Started by Michal, June 23, 2006, 02:45:47 AM

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#15
June 23, 2006, 06:58:41 PM
I meant the CD, not the song. Song was good, CD sucked.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

LMNO

#16
June 23, 2006, 07:41:54 PM
I was talking about the CD, too.

Michal

#17
June 23, 2006, 08:33:42 PM
Ah. Well, I liked Holiday too. And the last bit of Jesus of Suburbia.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

maphdet

#18
June 24, 2006, 04:28:37 AM
Quote from: Lady GodivaDon't say I didn't warn you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Look in the mirror.

You,Äôve heard it so many times its lost its real meaning. You look in the mirror and what are you looking at?

Your waistline? Hafta go on that diet or so-and-so will never look my way. Why not?

Those dark circles? Working late hours at that soul-sucking job of yours, or getting up at unholy hours of the morning to get to school. Good for you.

That zit you hope no one notices? Clear skin is necessary to be Popular ,Ñ¢

You should look in your eyes. What do you see in them? Weary resignation? Or a coiled dragon?

We are conditioned from birth to be Popular,Ñ¢

It,Äôs the American Way.

Now throw it all away. All those concerns about what They think.

Ask yourself: What makes Them happy? You being shepherded through life, thats what.

What does a shepherd do to the sheep, really? I,Äôll tell you.

They force them from point ,ÄúA,Äù to point ,ÄúB,Äù. They shear them twice a year, and when they can get away with it, they eat a sheep or two. That,Äôs assuming they,Äôre not into the ,Äúfriendly farm animal,Äù bit, in which case, they screw you too.

We are conditioned from birth to be Popular,Ñ¢

To be a well-oiled cog in the machine, interlocking and running smoothly with the others in the machine.

Now stop.

When we set aside the things they tell us with Barbie dolls and G.I. Joes, when we stop caring what they think, we become an anomaly.

They don,Äôt like anomalies. Anomalies are dangerous, so they make the road easy for those sheep who heed the shepherd,Äôs crooks, and try to minimize anomalies.

Now comes the hard part: transformation from cog to big, stinkin,Äô MONKEY WRENCH!!

From complacent sheep to ugly-ass GOAT!!

Don,Äôt be Popular,Ñ¢

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I warned you about the cliches. No, you may not have your five minutes back, no flash photography, thank you in advance for your CONSTRUCTIVE criticism.







Fan-fabulous rant Lady Godiva!


What you wrote here..."To be a well-oiled cog in the machine, interlocking and running smoothly with the others in the machine."

If I may steal?
I will give you credit.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Michal

#19
June 24, 2006, 04:37:31 AM
Please do steal! :P

LG,
-Pleased that something is worth stealing here.
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AFK

#20
June 24, 2006, 04:41:25 AM
Quote from: Lady GodivaAh. Well, I liked Holiday too. And the last bit of Jesus of Suburbia.

Holiday is a good tune and Boulevard of Broken Dreams was listenable but got way overplayed.  The whole punk rock-opera idea was novel and it was certainly a lot better than most of the rest of that year's Pop music.  But, I hate pop music so that isn't saying much.

RWHN,
not saying much.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Michal

#21
June 24, 2006, 04:42:15 AM
Ayuh.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#22
June 24, 2006, 04:46:52 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name?
Quote from: Lady GodivaAh. Well, I liked Holiday too. And the last bit of Jesus of Suburbia.

Holiday is a good tune and Boulevard of Broken Dreams was listenable but got way overplayed.  The whole punk rock-opera idea was novel and it was certainly a lot better than most of the rest of that year's Pop music.  But, I hate pop music so that isn't saying much.

RWHN,
not saying much.

I still like both songs.  Hell, I like most of that album.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

#23
June 24, 2006, 04:49:29 AM
Tigger? YUO listen to Green Day??

LG,
-Would have thought something less contemporary.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
June 24, 2006, 05:06:03 AM
Quote from: Lady GodivaTigger? YUO listen to Green Day??

LG,
-Would have thought something less contemporary.

TGRR listens to everything.  Except Jazz and slow jam, which suck his grizzled ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Michal

#25
June 24, 2006, 05:10:57 AM
Cool! Also, I got the Rodeo Song offa LimeWire (since you seemed to like it so much and I wanted to see what the fuss was about), and now I can't get it outta my head. Thanks. :lol:
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
June 24, 2006, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: Lady GodivaCool! Also, I got the Rodeo Song offa LimeWire (since you seemed to like it so much and I wanted to see what the fuss was about), and now I can't get it outta my head. Thanks. :lol:

I can top that, actually.

You'll YEARN for the good old days of the endlessly repeating verse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

maphdet

#27
June 24, 2006, 06:10:51 AM
Thank You, LG.

:)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Michal

#28
June 24, 2006, 03:48:09 PM
No prob. :)

LG,
-Feels that stealing something is a sign of respect, but likes it when people ask.
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
Sporadic Asshat, Minor Annoyance

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.

Michal

#29
June 24, 2006, 03:50:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Lady GodivaCool! Also, I got the Rodeo Song offa LimeWire (since you seemed to like it so much and I wanted to see what the fuss was about), and now I can't get it outta my head. Thanks. :lol:

I can top that, actually.

You'll YEARN for the good old days of the endlessly repeating verse.

Set'em loose, the tunes!
Reverend-Saint Michal, KSC
Psychotik Lobster Cabal
Guardian of the Eternal Loogie
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Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerFreedom is something you seize.  And you give the people you're seizing it from a fucking rupture.
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