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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 27, 2006, 01:25:20 AM

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June 27, 2006, 01:25:20 AM Last Edit: September 23, 2006, 08:38:51 AM by The Good Reverend Roger
It Only Hurts When I Laugh.
Written in the Spirit by The Good Reverend Roger.

Friends, doesn't it seem like life has become some horrible rollercoaster?  Like things are moving too fast, and there's nobody in control?  Well, the First Church of the Wrath of Baby Jesus has the solution:

Give up.

That's right, stop trying.  Getting by in life these days is like trying to get with that boy/girl/prairie squid, back in high school.  If you try too hard, you'll just mess up, and wind up going to prom with your cousin.  Again.

Now, this isn't to say you shouldn't DO anything...but just do it with omnifallibility in mind.  Fact is, you ARE going to make mistakes, no matter what you do...so stop worrying.  Most people, of course, will start wars to avoid admitting they make a mistake.  Here at The Church, we get nekkid and ROLL in our mistakes!

Now, it takes a lot of practice to attune yourself to The Art of Not Trying, so you'd better get started now.  Gonna be late for work?  Piss on it...it ain't the end of the world.  Spending all your time looking in the mirror and obsessing about your weight?  Screw it.  Go have a sundae, and then start thinking about what you like about yourself.  Find enough things to like, and suddenly you won't want that sundae, and you'll be amazed at how fast the pounds melt away (unless you're an anorexic, in which case you'll suddenly notice that you aren't a blimp, and you'll go have another sundae).

You see, we here at The Church used to worry like you do.  We worried about war, the economy, babies having babies, fnord, you name it.  But then it occurred to us that the humans can't help being the way they are, and WE sure as hell can't change them, so we may as well get our cheap yuks in while we can (Sometimes we laugh until we can't stop screaming).  Recently, we've had a lot to laugh about...and so would you, if you'd just learn to see the humorous side of Doom.  

So, if you want to be like us, laughing until your guts bleed at things that most people won't even bring up, come join us at http://principiadiscordia.com.  And if you DON'T want to be like us, come anyway (somebody has to be the butt of the joke, after all).

YOU MAY NOW STOP WORRYING FOREVER.

Or Kill me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Felix

#1
June 27, 2006, 03:14:10 AM
Bravo!

Entertaining, as well as convincing and as true as anything we ever say.

maphdet

#2
June 27, 2006, 03:15:06 AM
Sometimes those are hard things to do TGRR.
But very good advise indeed.

I would like to use this as well if I may.
As always I will give credit, unless otherwise requested.

:)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
June 27, 2006, 05:18:07 AM
Quote from: maphdetSometimes those are hard things to do TGRR.
But very good advise indeed.

I would like to use this as well if I may.
As always I will give credit, unless otherwise requested.

:)

You may use this freely (along with any other flyers), as long as I get credit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Felix

#4
June 27, 2006, 05:45:26 AM
I've tried to disseminate them, but recipients were righteously indignant when I failed to produce anything but an internet pen name.  Some people seem to dislike uncredited works.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
June 27, 2006, 05:49:28 AM
Quote from: FelixI've tried to disseminate them, but recipients were righteously indignant when I failed to produce anything but an internet pen name.  Some people seem to dislike uncredited works.

What internet pen name?

The Good Reverend Roger,
IS my name.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Felix

#6
June 27, 2006, 05:51:07 AM
Of course it is.

*Stares*  

Huh...

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
June 27, 2006, 06:05:26 AM
Quote from: FelixOf course it is.

*Stares*  

Huh...

It is.

My name is Roger, and I'm a Reverend.

No shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#8
June 27, 2006, 06:16:13 AM
Quote from: FelixI've tried to disseminate them, but recipients were righteously indignant when I failed to produce anything but an internet pen name.  Some people seem to dislike uncredited works.

Have yuo heard of marketing?

Maybe an email would be enough to loosen 'em up.


And, enjoyed the rant Roger.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#9
June 27, 2006, 12:45:53 PM
Quote from: FelixI've tried to disseminate them, but recipients were righteously indignant when I failed to produce anything but an internet pen name.  Some people seem to dislike uncredited works.

Next time ask them if they own any recordings by Madonna, Usher, or Marilyn Manson.  If they still don't take the flyers, inform them that it wouldn't have helped their chances anyway.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

deet

#10
June 27, 2006, 04:18:51 PM
Ask them, "You want a free flyer?"


bet you see a 10% increase in takers, at a minimum
All walls have two sides.

LMNO

#11
June 27, 2006, 04:24:18 PM
People don't like free stuff for free.  They want to think they're getting a special bargain.


Offer them for sale, but when they're interested, offer them a free sample.

Felix

#12
June 28, 2006, 03:16:09 AM
Oh, you're good.  :o

LMNO

#13
June 28, 2006, 12:40:58 PM
Danke.
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