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Started by P3nT4gR4m, November 22, 2006, 04:22:08 PM

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P3nT4gR4m

November 22, 2006, 04:22:08 PM
Welcome to The game

The game is open to all conscious entities, who are entered into the game by default, upon conception.
The game has millions of rules which are subject to change, for any reason, at any time.
The object of the game is to escape the rules.
Rule no 1 is "no one may escape the rules"
The game is solved by realising the falsehoods inherent in the rules.
Rule no 2 is "None of these rules are false"
Participation ends when either the participant ceases to exist or the participant leaves the game.
Rule no 3 is "No one may leave the game"
Winners earn the right to do as they please for the remainder of their participation.
Rule no 4 is "No one may win the game"
Winners may choose to help or hinder other participants efforts to win.
Rule no 5 is "There is no game - claiming there is will get you disqualified"
Rule no 6 is "Fish can't sing"
Rule no 7 is "No Parking. Loading/Unloading Only"

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

LMNO

#1
November 22, 2006, 04:24:24 PM
You can get disqualified?  What's that like?

P3nT4gR4m

#2
November 22, 2006, 04:25:42 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 22, 2006, 04:24:24 PM
You can get disqualified?  What's that like?

Anything from not being served alcohol to torture and death.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#3
November 22, 2006, 04:30:47 PM
reminds me of THE SELF LIBERATOR'S DIGEST VOLUME ONE:

Quote from: SLDGame Rules

1. The player must pretend to take the rules and structure of the game seriously.
2. The player must forget that he or she is only pretending.

This is your copy of the agreement you made when you elected to live in this world. Don't forget to take it seriously.

from A Handful of Zen by Camden Benares

also it made me lose (that other Game).
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

P3nT4gR4m

#4
November 22, 2006, 04:38:03 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 22, 2006, 04:30:47 PM
reminds me of THE SELF LIBERATOR'S DIGEST VOLUME ONE:

Quote from: SLDGame Rules

1. The player must pretend to take the rules and structure of the game seriously.
2. The player must forget that he or she is only pretending.

This is your copy of the agreement you made when you elected to live in this world. Don't forget to take it seriously.

from A Handful of Zen by Camden Benares

also it made me lose (that other Game).

That's sweet. Mine needs refined a bit but I'd say that one is a little too refined to say what I was trying to say. Too much implicit v's too much explicit

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

maphdet

#5
November 24, 2006, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: triple zero on November 22, 2006, 04:30:47 PM

also it made me lose (that other Game).


Yeah...I just lost too damn it.
First time in nearly 6 months.



Bleh.
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

East Coast Hustle

#6
November 24, 2006, 11:50:42 PM
oh, fuck you guys.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

faust

#7
November 25, 2006, 12:39:38 AM
that would have been a ban over at sa. fucking game.



also is this not just another way of describing bip.

P3nT4gR4m

#8
November 25, 2006, 02:45:55 AM
Quote from: faust on November 25, 2006, 12:39:38 AM

also is this not just another way of describing bip.


Isn't everything?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Triple Zero

#9
November 25, 2006, 03:43:58 PM
Quote from: faust on November 25, 2006, 12:39:38 AMthat would have been a ban over at sa. fucking game.

they ban people at SomethingAwful for mentioning the Game?

is it because it got too old, or because people actually take it seriously and claim others are "spoiling" it for them?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

faust

#10
November 25, 2006, 09:13:22 PM
because as with all memes it got driven into the ground, people were told to stop, of course it continued till the mods lost a little more faith in humanity, and then made it an intolerable affront to their dignity to mention it.

East Coast Hustle

#11
November 26, 2006, 05:19:55 AM
I've frequently found that the SomethingAwful forums live up to their name.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BADGE OF HONOR

#12
November 26, 2006, 05:54:30 AM
Oh-ho, I've never heard that joke before!
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

East Coast Hustle

#13
November 26, 2006, 06:02:33 AM
that sarcasm looks good on you.

it matches your snark.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

BADGE OF HONOR

#14
November 26, 2006, 07:35:18 AM
It is kind of lame to talk about one forum in another though.  This is a different country, an alien sphere indeed.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".
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