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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Guido Finucci

#75
January 08, 2004, 10:24:50 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Last time I read it, the Necronomicon of the mad Arab read:
Quote from: Abdul AlhazredThat is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

riff

#76
January 08, 2004, 11:08:08 PM
No wife, no horse, no mustache.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#77
January 09, 2004, 05:39:01 AM
No wife, no whores, no mustache

"And with strange deaths even aeons die"
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Bella

#78
January 09, 2004, 06:17:23 AM
No milk, no s'mores, no moostache
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#79
January 09, 2004, 06:28:54 AM
no mice, no moles, no mu-hash
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Horab Fibslager

#80
January 09, 2004, 07:52:18 AM
no beer, no dice, no poonrash.
Hell is other people.

The Good Reverend Roger

#81
January 09, 2004, 10:06:44 AM
Quote from: Guido Finucci
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger"Until with strange aeons, even death may die"

Last time I read it, the Necronomicon of the mad Arab read:
Quote from: Abdul AlhazredThat is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

Never trust a mad Arab.

Trust the Good Reverend.

He would not steer you wrong.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Z³

#82
January 09, 2004, 10:21:23 AM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#83
January 09, 2004, 11:18:35 AM
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombie
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

riff

#84
January 09, 2004, 02:43:14 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCWe have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.

You misspelled "fnord".  Hope This Helps!
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Horab Fibslager

#85
January 09, 2004, 03:02:10 PM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombie
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
it all makes sense now. cthulu is in fact residing eitehr soemwhere in australia or soemwhere in singapore, and may have family in both locations.. it the pillow thing, complicated, and no doubt discombopulating to the average observer, btu a creditto my fine and incomprehensile detective skills, which i may or may not hav epreviously been aware of possessing.
Hell is other people.

All_One_Mind (GO BUSH!)

#86
January 09, 2004, 05:41:34 PM
Quote from: horab toda infinite power
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: ZombieZombieZombie
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomWhat is the nature of this particular ancient one?

Nevermind.

We have determined that Cthulhu, a.k.a. 'Kutulu', has been mispelled. The correct spelling is 'pillow'. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone.
it all makes sense now. cthulu is in fact residing eitehr soemwhere in australia or soemwhere in singapore, and may have family in both locations.. it the pillow thing, complicated, and no doubt discombopulating to the average observer, btu a creditto my fine and incomprehensile detective skills, which i may or may not hav epreviously been aware of possessing.

Trollax

#87
January 10, 2004, 04:51:07 AM
Dear Bella,
If Mike Meyers and Eric Idle were to meet in the arena of death who would win?

Bella

#88
January 11, 2004, 06:36:25 PM
Quote from: Joinee St. Trollax, ODDDear Bella,
If Mike Meyers and Eric Idle were to meet in the arena of death who would win?
Eric would totally win because he's (nudge nudge wink wink) more cunning and cagey and ridiculous, although it would be a tough battle. And don't forget.....Eric also knows when to hit his enemy over the head with a dead parrot (like when Mike is shagging the ref.) and then run away run away run away.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Demonica, Oracle of Doom

#89
January 12, 2004, 07:53:05 PM
Dear Bella,

Do you have a cure for 'Squerrel Fevar'?

And is it a valid excuse for biting the postman?

 
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I just want your half."
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