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SBOTD Rant: Bad Faith

Started by Cain, March 01, 2007, 04:41:32 PM

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Ah, well, my failure to articulate is due entirely to a lack of vocabulary with which to translate the memes in my head.  Contary to the teachings of legions of academic asshats, I do not think in language, I think in symbols.  I am often frustrated by my inability to translate these symbols into English words.

Then again I also tend to give up once I realized that my entire rant is nothing more than me = preacher/yuo = choir.  At that point I stop trying to stretch peoples mouths around my e-penis, even though I imagine it would feel rather nice.

LMNO

You gotta lead us along as we agree with you, then smack us in the gob with something we've never though of, or don't like thinking about.

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Quote from: LMNO on March 02, 2007, 07:48:17 PM
You gotta lead us along as we agree with you, then smack us in the gob with something we've never though of, or don't like thinking about.

I'll have to master the sideways approach, then.  I've always been the time to just run up and punch people in the testicles.  I like how their faces turn all kinds of funny colors.

Sir Perineal

Quote from: Cain on March 01, 2007, 04:41:32 PM
However, many people try to avoid this freedom, precisely because they dread responsibility.  I don't have to tell you about most of these, the conservatives who put faith in tradition, the Christians who put faith in being part of God's plan and every other person who constructs a worldview that puts them at the mercy of higher powers and the world in general.  Victim mentalities, often where no victimization exists.

[pout] But I like being a grumpy philosopher who says free will doesn't exist ... [/pout]
Sir Perineal Gräfenberg III, KSC, AOHF, AISB, FNORD, HIMEOBS

~Concordian Commissar of the Academic Order of THE HEMLOCK FELLOWSHIP~