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Started by Payne, March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
March 28, 2007, 08:08:41 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#31
March 28, 2007, 08:09:42 PM
Oh, and by the way.  Welcome Mr. Payne.  Pardon the lame funny.  Deadline pressure and all that.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

#32
March 28, 2007, 08:11:02 PM
certified school yard chant, by the good folks of aberdeen, who know where its at.

Steven Payne went to spain,
in a chocolate aeroplane,
when he got back, his face was black,
this was the end of steven payne.

to be recited endlessly, with various orchestral sections. in place of percussion, a healthy kick to the kidneys will suffice.

meh! bother me not with this pocket calculator stuff.
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 28, 2007, 08:09:42 PM
Oh, and by the way.  Welcome Mr. Payne.  Pardon the lame funny.  Deadline pressure and all that.  

quite all right old chap, pressure gets to us all  8)

P3nT4gR4m

#33
March 28, 2007, 08:55:52 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 28, 2007, 08:01:01 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on March 28, 2007, 08:00:08 PM
ROFL - Welcome to my board dude!

Is it your board this week?

Scottish empire now own this board.

Scottish empire was my meme.

That makes this my board.

Please leave in an orderly fashion.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Lies

#34
March 29, 2007, 01:47:58 PM
Payne, I don't like you, you're way too likable for a noob, you're getting the respect that I was hoping for when I first came to these boards.
Ah well, was my own stupid fucking fault anyway.

Welcome to the boards  :mrgreen:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cramulus

#35
March 29, 2007, 03:39:23 PM
 :lulz:

yeah we're going to accept Payne into our collective with no questions asked, basically just to piss off you, AKK, et al

Although iirc, Hunter did flame him before he had even posted.

hunter s.durden

#36
March 29, 2007, 03:47:32 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 28, 2007, 03:34:14 PM
Fuck Payne.
He's a piece of shit.

Hunter- Will now roast n00bs before they even post once.

Preemptive n00b pwnage.
I was going to leave him alone after one post, but he's a Scot.

Hunter- knows the WMD's were in Glasgow all along.
This space for rent.

Payne

#37
March 29, 2007, 04:04:47 PM
you're my hero hunter.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
March 29, 2007, 05:46:34 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 03:39:23 PM
:lulz:

yeah we're going to accept Payne into our collective with no questions asked, basically just to piss off you, AKK, et al

Although iirc, Hunter did flame him before he had even posted.

I've accepted him because he isn't a DUMBASS.

The fact that this will piss KLOK (  :lulz: ) off is just an added benefit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#39
March 29, 2007, 05:52:45 PM
I'd like to make note to any n00bs that get fucked with:

I never got fucked with.
Hangero was awesome, he didn't get fucked with (I miss him).
I don't think the Prof. got it bad.

Basically if you're getting fucked with you're either a dumbass, or you barked up the wrong tree.(i.e. Rog, who knows the Five Point Palm Exploding n00bTechnique)
This space for rent.

The Good Reverend Roger

#40
March 29, 2007, 05:56:06 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 05:52:45 PM
I'd like to make note to any n00bs that get fucked with:

I never got fucked with.
Hangero was awesome, he didn't get fucked with (I miss him).
I don't think the Prof. got it bad.

Basically if you're getting fucked with you're either a dumbass, or you barked up the wrong tree.(i.e. Rog, who knows the Five Point Palm Exploding n00bTechnique)

1.  Actually, Hangero and I got into it, but I wouldn't call it being "fucked with".  It was more personal.

2.  The prof only got it at all because we thought the prof was an alt of a user that left a long time ago.

3.  Or you just SAID something stupid early on.  Or, worst case, you came here thinking you were gonna instruct us all on how to be Discordians.  That always turns ugly.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#41
March 29, 2007, 05:59:04 PM
Yeah I came in without too much hubbub. Some people made fun of my avatar for looking like a girl. *shrug* That's about it, really. The secret is that I spent a lot of time lurking and getting a feel for the board before I decided to start posting, so acclimating to the tone here wasn't too hard.

and uhhhh I lived happily ever after



EDIT: people thought I was an alt? hah, never knew that

The Good Reverend Roger

#42
March 29, 2007, 06:00:11 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on March 29, 2007, 05:59:04 PM
EDIT: people thought I was an alt? hah, never knew that

It was your ability to make hilarious image files on demand.

We had a guy named Eric that could do that.  Too bad he turned out to be a pedo.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Payne

#43
March 29, 2007, 06:02:14 PM
I did a bit of research before i signed up in here. I read the threads pertaining to n00bs.

One analogy was some random desperate attention junky butting into your conversation at the boozer. I like this analogy, it makes perfect sense to me, cause its how I feel comin in here.

I'm not gonna do an ambassador Kaos and try to get involved or show how discordian I am. Im gonna use these first 50 posts to get my name known and ask pertinant questions. Then I'm gonna bone up on all the discussion had in the past by others more steeped in the lore than I.

Any contribution I could make just now would be dumbassed, or very much in the wrong forest, never mind the tree, so i'm gonna keep shutted up for now.

'''
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Meow

hunter s.durden

#44
March 29, 2007, 06:03:01 PM
I don't remember you and Hangero fighting.
I just remember he pwned Bhode with some good shit.

Even something stupid will usually be forgiven and forgotten. Most of us got over Lysergics parable.

I haven't read it in a while, but that thing about "teaching us to be REAL discordians" should be in the n00b warning (if it isn't already).
This space for rent.
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