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Started by Ambassador KAOS, April 05, 2007, 08:53:39 AM

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Ambassador KAOS

Cut yourself off from the reality feeding tube you have hooked yourself to.  Isolate your thoughts and know that they are not your own but subjective conclusions drawn from your environmental conditions.  It is not enough to draw a line in the sand and say ,Äúthis is us and that is them.,Äù for they think the same thing.

Follow no revolution but be one unto yourself.  Realize that there is no ,Äúthem,Äù or ,Äúyou,Äù until you define it.  Become an agent of change within yourself by frequently undermining your own definitions and abandoning the reason you cling so tightly to.

I saw a man walking down the street today, expensive business suit, newest cell phone on the market, bulging wallet and the posture, vocabulary and demeanor of a hominid.  He was talking on the phone with his wife or girlfriend.  I wondered to myself: ,ÄúWhy is it that this man has the traditionally desirable qualities of an American family business man when his apparent intellect is that of roughly a piece of fruit? Further, who designated that these qualities were fashionable to begin with?,Äù

Having asked this same question many times in my life the answer came back to me quickly.  I have no idea why this man is where he is today, and the truth of the matter is that neither does he, not because he is stupid but because it is impossible to calculate the infinite amount of variable circumstances that have come to pass.  He may have advice, but this is just as subjective as anything and is in no way guaranteed to ring true for anyone but him, and even then, only at this exact moment as the perpetual motion of existence tirelessly realligns these factors.

There are truly too many factors to account for in existence and even the fastest computer (let alone a human mind) cannot calculate them all.  In releasing control over ones existence one finds they gain a measure of control over, though not likely in the fashion they would have predicted or desired. 

This control instead takes the form of comfort in the knowledge that the sum of all infinite digits (and possibilities) is zero and that the universe will always maintain this equation, freeing the user from their self induced responsibility of maintaining their ,Äúimagined perfect life,Äù.

This step is akin to realizing that changing the angle of the mirror won,Äôt make you look different and will at best reflect the illusion of a more rewarding life or specific aspect of self.  The obvious solution here is to leave the mirror alone and independently go to work on improving the image caster.  Start with this and the rest will make itself clear.

For instructions on how to complete this task refer to the top read and repeat as necessary.  A farce is a farce and saying that it isn't doesn't change the fact.  Additionally, there is no guarantee that it will all be OK in the end, and chances are that if it hasn't been so far that the trend may well continue.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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LMNO

Quotethe sum of all infinite digits (and possibilities) is zero


You know you're full of shit, right?

Ambassador KAOS

Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2007, 01:31:27 PM
Quotethe sum of all infinite digits (and possibilities) is zero


You know you're full of shit, right?

Absolutely!

but that doesn't detract from the quoted statement.  For every digit there is an inverse of it to include irrational numbers.
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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tyrannosaurus vex

speaking of "irrational numbers" ...

n/m.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO

Sorry, I can't help it:


You know that numbers are an intellectual conceit, and don't actually exist in the universe, right?

tyrannosaurus vex

Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

LMNO


Ambassador KAOS

Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2007, 04:28:32 PM
Sorry, I can't help it:


You know that numbers are an intellectual conceit, and don't actually exist in the universe, right?

yes very much.  what are you getting at?
AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



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The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Idem


LMNO

Quote from: Ambassador KAOS on April 05, 2007, 06:26:27 PM
Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2007, 04:28:32 PM
Sorry, I can't help it:


You know that numbers are an intellectual conceit, and don't actually exist in the universe, right?

yes very much.  what are you getting at?


Sorry rog, I can't help it.

Simply put, if numbers are imaginary, then the Universe doesn't need to keep this in mind because the universe doesn't have a mind and the equation doesn't exist anyway.

Fucking hell, your entire essay is built upon a steaming pile of bullshit.


Ok, that's it, I'm taking the plegde.  You're too fucking stupid to even try to reason with, anyway.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on April 05, 2007, 07:44:17 PM


Sorry rog, I can't help it.

You quit smoking once upon a time, yes?

Then you can quit responding to stupid shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Ambassador KAOS

AKK: twice as modded as you'd believe.

phear my 1337 braynz!!!!11one!

Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on March 30, 2007, 11:42:40 PM
At this point, I believe there only two things that are going to stop him.

1.  His connection going down
2.  HIMEOBS



NEWS:  Principia Discordia dot com:  Now with 90% less Ambassador KAOS!