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Started by Triple Zero, April 06, 2007, 12:32:43 PM

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Triple Zero

April 06, 2007, 12:32:43 PM
because i demand instant gratification:

Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 11:49:22 AM
http://www.elvicities.com/~ananames/haiku/overload.html

about 2000 haikus, in about 10 seconds, with some japanese painting and soothing colours.

(on an elvis fansite hoster)

(tested on Opera9 and Firefox1.5)
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LMNO

#1
April 06, 2007, 01:11:12 PM
 :lulz:

Cramulus

#2
April 06, 2007, 04:01:03 PM
 :lulz:

It's like the whole haiku thread compressed into one trash-metal guitar solo

AFK

#3
April 06, 2007, 04:08:44 PM
that's a good idea.  Can you put this to music?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#4
April 06, 2007, 04:10:26 PM
umm possibly?

what were you thinking of?

translating the haikus to notes in some way?

or just putting a very hyperactive soundtrack behind the whole 10 seconds?
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LMNO

#5
April 06, 2007, 04:12:27 PM
Probably the latter.

Perhaps a looped solo by Dimebag Darryl.

Triple Zero

#6
April 06, 2007, 04:18:52 PM
hm i'd have to look up how to put sound in webpages, actually.

never really WANTED to bother :)

somebody would have to provide me with a fucked up loop in low quality mp3 format, because i don't have any sound-editing tools in ubuntu (yet)
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DJRubberducky

#7
April 06, 2007, 04:30:40 PM
Wouldn't "Flight of the Bumblebee" be appropriate?
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Quote from: LMNODJ's post is sort of like those pills you drop into a glass of water, and they expand into a dinosaur, or something.

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AFK

#8
April 06, 2007, 04:32:11 PM
Quote from: triple zero on April 06, 2007, 04:18:52 PM
hm i'd have to look up how to put sound in webpages, actually.

never really WANTED to bother :)

somebody would have to provide me with a fucked up loop in low quality mp3 format, because i don't have any sound-editing tools in ubuntu (yet)

I might be able to hook you up with that.  I'll see what I can come up with this weekend.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#9
April 06, 2007, 07:15:48 PM
Or really spacey sounding chinese sitar music sped up 10x

the dreadful hours

#10
April 11, 2007, 06:07:18 PM
needs more speed metal

rottencod

#11
April 11, 2007, 06:39:07 PM
ITT, I experience epileptic seizures.

AFK

#12
April 11, 2007, 06:40:57 PM
btw, 000, I have a couple of soundbytes I've worked on that might go with your haiku thingie.  If I ever remember to take my flash drive home with me I'll e-mail them to you. 
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Triple Zero

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April 12, 2007, 12:17:47 PM
swote!
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Lies

#14
April 13, 2007, 02:50:27 PM
So, I tried copying + pasting the haikus that show up...

Here are my results.
Quote

countra speakin
spellin my gramma 1337 is
step the fuck back

samoan war clubs
are pretty damned useless since
their ballistics suck

five/seven/five good
But the thing is, syllables
do not make haiku

1st line....5 syllables
2nd line.....7 syllables
3rd line ....5 syllables....

Hunter will come there
To show Americans drink
Aussies pwn us, though

smack! puddle of puss
eewwww, damn, dead roaches cant talk..
goddess's message lost :cry:

does not follow suit
this haiku lost direction
long before i wrote

I am now single
let the good times roll my friends
::pass the absinthe::

Some things are naughty,
but everything is legal
if you don't get caught.

Battle, waves of sound!
One plus one equals zero
All will meet their match

I might win this game
no safety spring release latch
Inside this old crypt

saw strapping young lad,
i am now beaten to shit,
found watch on the floor.

Cause jackboots in space
And megalomania
Are for your own good

seven equals me
plus twenty, plus three more, too
i don't like thirty

Bunny and kitty
Surrounded by such chaos
In Alice's world

Ice in hot water,
Melts much faster than in air,
Because heat melts ice.

yes i'm a monkey
it's true i take a poo
away from the zoo

!!!!! !!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
!!! !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!! !! !!!!!
!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!

Spoon wants to whack you
With a sock full of quarters
dont touch his chilli fries!

My favourate one is the bunny and kitty one ^_^
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!
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