ATTN: LMNO

[LMNO]

Probably not, been here before, got tired of the constant infighting an bullshitting.

And you call yourself an Erisian. 

Fortunately, he doesn't, actually.


He calls himself something that needs more vowels.

[Cain]

Whats funny is this place seems to suffer far less drama than, say EB&G.  Why don't you complain over there about the infighting?

[AFK]

Speaking of.  We seem to have some Guest spectators, a few of whom are viewing this thread. 

[Cain]

Not as far as I can see.

[AFK]

Oh, must've just been a fluke.  When I was looking at it there were three guests looking at the thread.  Or perhaps I should lay off the coffee. 

[Cain]

Just waiting for Eldora to show up now...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Probably not, been here before, got tired of the constant infighting an bullshitting.

And you call yourself an Erisian. 

Fortunately, he doesn't, actually.


He calls himself something that needs more vowels.

Oh, he does.  An "Erisian Vagyr".

[Adios]

As a n00b I have to say that I haver not been attacked or ridiculed. I follow my own mind, the way I see Discordia. Which is, as best as I can tell, still the foundation on which we all stand.
As I mentioned to Cain, I did not shed my skin of grey to don Discordian Grey. I will go along when I see fit, I will not follow. I will not march in rank to the sound of a drum. None of us should.


I still see the utter fucking humor in almost all things. I also see this as critical. If I'm going to spit in the devils eye, I will laugh while I'm doing it and as whatever punishment as a result of it is, is being doled out.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I still see the utter fucking humor in almost all things. I also see this as critical. If I'm going to spit in the devils eye, I will laugh while I'm doing it and as whatever punishment as a result of it is, is being doled out.

A being after my own heart 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

As requested, therss more but i can't be arsed to go through ever post I ever made here.

Life and death in the modern age
I walk down the street and looka round me, seeing the mindless masses going about life. They dress a certain way, do a certain thing, listen to a certain music.

To be a Goth you have to dress this way, have to listen to that music.

To be a punk you have to wear regulation Doc Martins.

Even the Wolves have taken to wearing wool. IT'S CALLED A FURSUIT.

We are slaves to the consumer Gods, souless automatons. We work day in and day out then spend our money on shit we don't need. We vote for a pointless government, watch the Warporn on BBC news.BBC PROFITS ON MISERAY. MISERAY!

Just once I'd like to walk through the crowd, pull out a gun and blow some little shit's face off and teach the people that the world is not a pretty place. Educate the pointless morons in the real lessons life has tried to teach our stagnating race since we decided to opt out of evolution and take the easy road.

But then I realise it won't do any good. Some would hate me for murder, others would worship me, but none would be willing to look behind the act and see their own worthless values.(OMG DID I JUST EMO IN MY PANCE?)

So i live my life, do my thing and laugh at the people who can never realise why it is I laugh at them.

Thoughts on converting people

Why would I want to win anybody over?ME WIN?  NO WAI!

Convert people to my way of thinking? Have them follow my path? Show them my way is the best way?

Then I become the embodiment of that which I despise. the abyss looks into em as I glare at it and finds a nice little home in my heart.A COTTAGE CHEESE COTTAGE IN A JELLYBEAN FOREST!

My goal is to merely state how I think, how i feel, what drives me and motivates me. To share with people how I deal with the system and what I do to try and struggle against it's oppresion.

People read my words, understand what they will, like what they will, dislike what they will. Hopefully they take away something positive that effects their worldview in some way, evolves their way of thinking or at the very least gives them access to a way of thinikng not their own to reinforce or in some way positively effect how they deal with the system.I ALMOST WON, BUT THE BAD SPELLING ROONT IT.

I'm not here to preach or convert, just to share.

Do you like games?

Care to walk with me? I can show you the shadows, i can show you your dreams. MY MAGRICKAL HOSRIE WHISPERS IT INTO MY EAR.

Blood dripping from cold hands, gunshots in the night, screams to break the dull silence.

We all secretly desire the pain and suffering, we all wish to kill, maim, rape, destroy.

Our media is glutted with scenes of depravity. Movies, comics, books even the songs we download into our cute, little ipods.  OH GOD, THE BOOKS!

But we do not have the courage of our convictions. We may imagine the taste of blood, we visualise the crimson patterns drawn on pure flesh, we imagine the sweet symphony of screams. I'M CHARGIN' MAH LAZORS.

But when all is said and done we bury these dirty little secrets in a dark place, we hide it from our rational selves.ME AND FREUD GO WAY BACK.

The greatest irony is how much we condemn those who do not hide, we fear and hate those who explore their natures.

We are predators, we are born to hunt, kill, maim, destroy and dominate. Sooner or later we all delves too deeply into that hidden beast and not all of us come out from this communion quite the same.  WE. 

ARE WEREWOLVES.

Views on the old guard

And you wonder why Discordianism has backslided in 2006?

You have formed a narrow minded view of what discordianism is and when somebody who as only recently embraced Discordianism voices an opinion you come out with the old STFU NOOB line.THAT'S NOT REMOTELY TRUE, BUT IT FELT LIKE, TOTALLY LIBERATING TO BURY IT IN THIS MASS OF CACK AND REPOST.

The old-guard of Discordianism dictating to one of the few new converts when he dares to go against your dogma.

Practical advice for a revolution

Humans are 98% water, yet we still drown.

It is possible to overload the system to the point where it collapses under it's own weight. I KNOA.  I BEATED IT.  ON EXPERT MODE.

In a way by fighting the system you are also feeding it. By consistently giving the system an excuse to say:

"Look at these crazy Discordians, they don't accpet that I am your friend, they are strange, they are an example of what you should not be. the system is your friend, the system gives you stability, the system is what you know, fear what yo do not know, fear the Discordians, hate them."

In every revolution there are the fighters, the thinkers, the spies and the workers.

The fighters bring out the molotov cocktails and cute dutch shoes and throw them in the system. They tend to die in rather impressive ways but provide martyrs to follow.

The thinkers come up with ways for the fighters to go off and die for the cause.

The spies find out the juicy info that the thikers use to get the fighters killed.

The workers are the ones that actualy change anything at all. They tirelessly work hard behind the scenes, often within the system itself. they print the propganda, they organise the meetings, they talk to the people on a level the people understand. They are not firebrands, they are not radicals, they are ordinary people who think in ordinary ways. But they are ordinary people with their eyes open and all they want is to open the eyes of the person they work with.


If all the world where workers would we need a revoloution? NO.  WE WOULD NEED A SPELLCHECK.

Social commentary on the state of the nation

special thanks to Cain, his dream inspired me to post this.

Know your enemy as you know yourself and you shall never be defeated in a hundred battles.

Governments

I'll start with my own nation as it's easiest.

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

We like big titles us Brits.

Historicaly we are a warrior people, we kinda like to get into fights. Sometimes we have fought on the wrong side, putting our savagery to use enforcing our will. But we are also famous for defending the underdog, we abolished slavery and hunted down slavers, we have gone to war for no better reason than to help some poor bastard out. we love freedom (especialy the Scotts) and have always been willing to fight long and hard for what we believe in.

The problem is this is all past tense.

Today's Britain is a weak and crippled being. The government uses divide and rule to enforce itself, getting factions, sub-cultures and religions busy hating each other while at the same time pretending to follow an equal rights policy. Works realy well actualy.

We are flooded with these "Human rights" granted by the system to confuse and appease us while a man is arrested for the crime of reading out the names of dead soldiers at a war memorial.

The spectre of Terrorism is used to justify increasingly harsh measures to curb civil liberties.

Added to this businesmen loan money to government parties and are in turn rewarded with noble titles and give the right to sit in one of of parlimentary houses (house of Lords) and thus have a say in our legal system. let's see how many pro-business bills get past and how many anti-business bills are ripped up.

These are the trials that face us British Discordians, this is the main face of the enemy the source of our country's apathy.

It is not to say the bulldog spirit lies dormant, it's not to say we can't ignite the flames and stir britain up. We have to fight the apathy generated by the government and it's business lovers to stir it all up. The Lion is sleeping and we need to ram a big enough stick up it's arse to wake it up but we need to get that stick past the zoo-keepers.OR MY WOLF COCK.  YOU CHOOSE.

I invite an American to write a similar post about their own country, I'm ill-suited to it being both British and rather anti-American.

Enlightenment

What is enlightenment?

Bhuddists tell us of a universal sens eof inner peace and well being.

Fundamentalist Christians speak of the rapture when the chosen few are transported to heaven.

Satanists break out the recreational pharmaceuticals and kick start the party.

People of a more Nordic attitude wait for the shit to hit the fan and the war to start.

But what does it mean? Forget the far-reaching plans for a moment, forget the great work, forget everything just for a moment of reflection.

When this great and noble endaevour has been completed, when eyes have been opened, sheep converted to wolves and the packs run wild and free. When society as we know it has crumbled to half-remembered dust and the monolithic systems that rule our lives have been brought down, what then?

What happens when the soldiers have nothing left to fight for? When the thinkers have seen their thoughts turn to reality? When all we have strived for has come to pass, what then?

What are we actualy fighting for?

For each of us it's a different answer, for each of us it's a different road to this ideal.

Take a moment in each day to reflect upon this, drop your plans, forget your ideas. Just step away and consider what you are doing and why.

Never lose sight of your goal lest your ideals be forgotten, lest the struggle becomes the reason for struggle.

As long as you keep that goal in sight, as long as you realise with every breath and every thought why you do what you do, what you seek, then this enlightenment in whatever form it may take will never be far away.

Some of you are no longer content to sit and talk, some of you are no longer able to stand idly by. For some of you a rallying call has gone out and you feel compelled to make your stand and cry out in defiance.

So always keep sight of where you want to go, never lose that which you seek in the pursuit of that goal.EVEN IF THAT GOAL IS COMPLETLY FUCKING RETARDED.  I CANNOT PERSUADE YOU OR I'LL JUST BE A COG IN TEH MACHINE.  JUST GO FOR IT.

*steps down from the pulpit*

FIXED THAT FOR YA.

[East Coast Hustle]

I was gonna post about how that might have been an actual smattering of worthwhile, intelligent thought from Wolfpoet.


Then I read Netaungrot's edited re-post.

now I'm laughing all the way down to the bottom of my pance.

ECH,
drunk as shit. It's CARNIVAL time, bitches!

[Jenne]

I was going to post some of my stuff here...but I'm not sure I'm going to attempt anymore.  I'm not sure if I can handle you guys picking through it like that.

Sigh.

Maybe I will, maybe I won't.  I just feel a little too chickenshit right now.

[LMNO]

I promise to hold these bastards at bay if you want to post your stuff, Jenne.


LMNO
-not sure how, but would try.

[Jenne]

  Ok.

You've seen it before.  It's stuff from my myspace blog that I shared at eb&g. 

You still think I should go ahead?

[LMNO]

Yeah, sure.  Show no fear.