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Sermon 57: Shut The Hell Up.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, April 29, 2007, 01:53:44 AM

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Cain

#15
April 29, 2007, 03:07:27 AM
And sometimes, being funny is Serious Business.

Jasper

#16
April 29, 2007, 03:17:57 AM
True.

And Pat Robertson, isn't he a news anchor?

The Good Reverend Roger

#17
April 29, 2007, 03:23:31 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:17:57 AM
True.

And Pat Robertson, isn't he a news anchor?

Um.

Yeah.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#18
April 29, 2007, 03:28:19 AM
Isn't there that one news anchor whose job it is to occaisionally do a segment where he bitches about stupid, irrelevant crap?

Cain

#19
April 29, 2007, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:28:19 AM
Isn't there that one news anchor whose job it is to occaisionally do a segment where he bitches about stupid, irrelevant crap?

O'Reilly.  William, IIRC.

Jasper

#20
April 29, 2007, 03:33:30 AM
That's the one.

I think I just proved your point, guys.

B_M_W

#21
April 29, 2007, 03:53:54 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 03:17:57 AM
True.

And Pat Robertson, isn't he a news anchor?

700 club.

You know, the place Roger is always trolling and getting banned at?
One by one, we break the sheep from their Iron Bar Prisons and expand their imaginations, make them think for themselves. In turn, they break more from their prisons. Eventually, critical mass is reached. Our key word: Resolve. Evangelize with compassion and determination. And realize that there will be few in the beginning. We are hand picking our successors. They are the future of Discordianism. Let us guide our future with intelligence.

     --Reverse Brainwashing: A Guide http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=9801.0

6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.

99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha.

Jasper

#22
April 29, 2007, 04:00:08 AM
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
April 29, 2007, 04:20:50 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 04:00:08 AM
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen,Ñ¢.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#24
April 29, 2007, 04:26:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:20:50 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 04:00:08 AM
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen,Ñ¢.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
April 29, 2007, 04:29:40 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:26:37 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:20:50 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 04:00:08 AM
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen,Ñ¢.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.



That's two morons.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cain

#26
April 29, 2007, 04:30:16 AM
You could only read half of it?

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
April 29, 2007, 04:30:54 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:30:16 AM
You could only read half of it?

My left brain cancelled out my right.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Adios

#28
April 29, 2007, 04:57:01 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:30:54 AM
Quote from: Cain on April 29, 2007, 04:30:16 AM
You could only read half of it?

My left brain cancelled out my right.   :sad:

Wait..., you have a brain?

WTF?

Jasper

#29
April 29, 2007, 04:59:33 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 29, 2007, 04:20:50 AM
Quote from: Felix on April 29, 2007, 04:00:08 AM
Ah.

I'd troll more if I had the disposition for fucking with strangers.

You just need to find your HateZen™.

Imagine the sound of one moron voting.

Hate tires me out, I'm still too young and glandular.
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