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Why I'm excited for the ROBOT REVOLUTION

Started by Cramulus, May 17, 2007, 04:48:00 PM

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Payne

#15
May 17, 2007, 07:14:54 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 07:13:14 PM




sorry guys, boredom at work has apparently transmogrified me into a robosexual wango tango meme machine.

This has me seriously cackling like a shakespearian witch.

Keep up bunking off work cram, it produces legendary results.

:mittens:

LMNO

#16
May 17, 2007, 07:18:23 PM
I think the whole robo-ho thing is perfectly ended with the kamandi pic.


When disseminating to the masses, please keep this in mind.

Cramulus

#17
May 17, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 17, 2007, 07:14:24 PM
What do you do again for work?

apparently I make retarded graphics in MS Paint.
in my spare time I'm an asst. editor for elementary level textbooks.


Quote from: LMNO on May 17, 2007, 07:18:23 PM
I think the whole robo-ho thing is perfectly ended with the kamandi pic.


if you think that's the end, you're mistaken


but it's time for a break before I overload my sex circuits

LMNO

#18
May 17, 2007, 07:21:10 PM
You know what i mean.

When presenting the pics, it needs a punchline like kamandi.

AFK

#19
May 17, 2007, 07:22:29 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 17, 2007, 07:14:24 PM
What do you do again for work?

apparently I make retarded graphics in MS Paint.
in my spare time I'm an asst. editor for elementary level textbooks.

I see.  Now I'll know who to blame when my daughter comes home from school telling me about how many wangos there are in a tango.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

saint aini

#20
May 17, 2007, 07:22:58 PM
QuoteI am a bitch.
How do you want me?
From behind or on my knees?

I am a slut.
Please hold me down.
I'll be your noise.
This shit will fuck you up.

I have that song stuck in my head now.

I have a craving for scraps of metal with which to make an android costume.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Idem

#21
May 17, 2007, 07:23:22 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 17, 2007, 07:14:24 PM
What do you do again for work?
apparently I make retarded graphics in MS Paint.


in my spare time I'm an asst. editor for elementary level textbooks.
:lol:

hunter s.durden

#22
May 17, 2007, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 04:48:00 PM
She'll have personality packs you can install. You can configure her to act and talk like a naughty schoolgirl, a naughty dominatrix, a naughty UN Ambassador, or even a naughty nurse!
No shopped pic of John Bolton/robocop/naughty catholic schoolgirl?

Sex with robots is wrong.
I saw it on a documentary.
This space for rent.

The Littlest Ubermensch

#23
May 17, 2007, 09:21:50 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 07:20:00 PM
in my spare time I'm an asst. editor for elementary level textbooks.

I read that as "elementary level textbook asshat" when I skimmed through it. I loled.
[witticism/philosophical insight/nifty quote to prove my intelligence to the forum]

LISTEN TO MY SHOW THURSDAY 5-7 EST

THEN GO TO MY MYSPACE

saint aini

#24
May 17, 2007, 09:39:35 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on May 17, 2007, 08:59:05 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on May 17, 2007, 04:48:00 PM
She'll have personality packs you can install. You can configure her to act and talk like a naughty schoolgirl, a naughty dominatrix, a naughty UN Ambassador, or even a naughty nurse!
No shopped pic of John Bolton/robocop/naughty catholic schoolgirl?

Sex with robots is wrong.
I saw it on a documentary.

sex with robots is the win.

especially if she's just playing the part
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Triple Zero

#25
May 18, 2007, 10:13:16 AM
Quote from: SillyCybin on May 17, 2007, 05:10:48 PMSuggestion - What else is going on whilst you're stuck in a 24/7 cyber orgasm?

http://minorcrisis.net/files/Chris%20Morris%20-%20porn.mp3

this.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

cyberus

#26
May 19, 2007, 06:01:05 AM


:lulz: :lulz:
The bun-sellers or cake-makers were in nothing inclinable to their request; but,which was worse,did injure them most outrageously,called them prattling gabblers,lickorous gluttons,freckled bittors,mangy rascals,shite-a-bed scoundrels,drunken roysters,sly knaves,drowsy loiterers,slapsauce fellows,slabberdegullion druggels,lubberly louts,cozening foxes,ruffian rogues,paltry customers,sycophant-varlets,drawlatch hoydens,flouting milksops,jeering companions,staring clowns,forlorn snakes,ninny lobcocks,scurvy sneaksbies,fondling fops,base loons,saucy coxcombs,idle lusks,scoffing braggarts,noddy meacocks,blockish grutnols,doddipol-joltheads,jobbernol goosecaps,foolish loggerheads,flutch calf-lollies,grouthead gnat-snappers,lob-dotterels,gaping changelings,codshead loobies,woodcock slangams,ninny-hammer flycatchers,noddypeak simpletons,turdy gut,shitten shepherds,and other suchlike defamatory epithets; saying further,that it was not for them to eat of these dainty cakes...

saint aini

#27
May 19, 2007, 06:03:11 AM
I'm feeling moist from the thought of that, Cyberus.

Then again, I often play the role of a doll or android submissive in a BDSM scene.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Lies

#28
May 21, 2007, 06:17:12 PM
So uhh, all this robot sex talk makes me think...
Someone's having trouble getting laid.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Cramulus

#29
May 22, 2007, 03:16:18 PM
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