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Pie or Cake?

Started by theCalmpsychopath, April 02, 2007, 09:18:58 PM

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which is better Pie or Cake

Pie
Cake

hunter s.durden

This space for rent.

Richter

The Pie is all encompassing and all accepting.  The Pie requires no birthday, wedding, pomp, or circumstance.  The Pie will accept those cast out by the elitist and the pure, and will accept them with it's polymorphous charisma, and swarm the Synod of the cake as it sits stagnant in its traditional restrictions. 
The Pie lies open before thee, an empty crust in which "Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the recipe.
The Pie has never had a song written about it referencing sodomy. 
The Pie is equaly likely to abuse (your figure), so respect and embrace this two-edged confection that will either enrich thy life or drag thee to ruin (and cellulite).

-R 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Idem

These cake-liking bullshitters just don't know when to give up.   :roll:

P3nT4gR4m

If it's good enough for Durden then it's cake for me!

if that wasn't enough then this one swung it

Quote from: Richter on May 21, 2007, 02:16:37 PM

The Pie has never had a song written about it referencing sodomy. 


Fuck Pie!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hunter s.durden

The revolution grows...

Know when I like to eat cake?
While flipping through the obituaries and telling dead people how gay their death photos look!
This space for rent.

Idem

Fuck you guys.

Pie is awesome.  Cake is glorified fluffy bread.  With sugar.

hunter s.durden

Are you fighting with yourself?

Sugar rocks.
This space for rent.

Idem

You want sugar?  Eat some pie.

P3nT4gR4m

My entire family was raped by pie.

Cake was there for us all through that difficult time.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Idem

Pics or it didnt happen.

P3nT4gR4m


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Cramulus


Idem

Fukken emo cake-lovers.

hunter s.durden

 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

MCR never disappoints.
I wish someone here actually liked them so I could rag on them.
This space for rent.

P3nT4gR4m

black parade single was not bad as far as half arsed bubblegum pop goes.

Other than that I wouldn't really call myself a fan.

We got enough for a hatefest there?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark