News:

MysticWicks endorsement: ""Oooh, I'm a Discordian! I can do whatever I want! Which means I can just SAY I'm a pagan but I never bother doing rituals or studying any kind of sacred texts or developing a relationship with deity, etc! I can go around and not be Christian, but I won't quite be anything else either because I just can't commit and I can't be ARSED to commit!"

Main Menu

nOOb intro. Dont read if noobs bore you.

Started by Payne, March 28, 2007, 07:00:12 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
User actions

The Good Reverend Roger

#45
March 29, 2007, 06:03:52 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on March 29, 2007, 06:03:01 PM
I don't remember you and Hangero fighting.
I just remember he pwned Bhode with some good shit.

Even something stupid will usually be forgiven and forgotten. Most of us got over Lysergics parable.

I haven't read it in a while, but that thing about "teaching us to be REAL discordians" should be in the n00b warning (if it isn't already).

I think it is.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#46
March 29, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2007, 06:02:14 PM
I did a bit of research before i signed up in here. I read the threads pertaining to n00bs.

One analogy was some random desperate attention junky butting into your conversation at the boozer. I like this analogy, it makes perfect sense to me, cause its how I feel comin in here.

I'm not gonna do an ambassador Kaos and try to get involved or show how discordian I am. Im gonna use these first 50 posts to get my name known and ask pertinant questions. Then I'm gonna bone up on all the discussion had in the past by others more steeped in the lore than I.

Any contribution I could make just now would be dumbassed, or very much in the wrong forest, never mind the tree, so i'm gonna keep shutted up for now.

'''
'''

Meow

Well, there's nothing saying you can't barf out a rant or jump on into the BIP threads.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#47
March 30, 2007, 01:38:16 PM
Quote from: Payne on March 29, 2007, 06:02:14 PM
I did a bit of research before i signed up in here. I read the threads pertaining to n00bs.

One analogy was some random desperate attention junky butting into your conversation at the boozer. I like this analogy, it makes perfect sense to me, cause its how I feel comin in here.

I'm not gonna do an ambassador Kaos and try to get involved or show how discordian I am. Im gonna use these first 50 posts to get my name known and ask pertinant questions. Then I'm gonna bone up on all the discussion had in the past by others more steeped in the lore than I.

Any contribution I could make just now would be dumbassed, or very much in the wrong forest, never mind the tree, so i'm gonna keep shutted up for now.

'''
'''

Meow

I think I love you, Payne.

Payne

#48
May 27, 2007, 08:52:52 AM
Okay, I'm a narcissitic bastard, how am i doing so far?

Nyte

#49
May 27, 2007, 10:00:47 AM
Oh very well.
When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#50
May 27, 2007, 10:00:44 PM
Welcome to the boards Nyte.

P3nT4gR4m

#51
May 28, 2007, 07:24:35 AM
Quote from: Payne on May 27, 2007, 08:52:52 AM
Okay, I'm a narcissitic bastard, how am i doing so far?

About as well as can be expected, under the circumstances.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Suu

#52
June 12, 2008, 09:52:28 PM
and BUMP for nostalgia and the historic beginnings of teh Scottish Empire.

This was during the strange IP ban of early 2007 in which for no reason I couldn't get to the boards from work. I was mentioned and missed sorely in my absence.  :cry:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#53
June 12, 2008, 10:04:21 PM
Awww Payne's FP too?! It's all so cute! I might have to start pinching cheeks!!!
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BADGE OF HONOR

#54
June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed. 
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Mangrove

#55
June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed. 

One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.

I wish they all went as smoothly as this.
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Adios

#56
June 12, 2008, 10:24:05 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.

One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.

I wish they all went as smoothly as this.

Ain't that the truth.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#57
June 12, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed. 

One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.

I wish they all went as smoothly as this.

I dunno... there would be far fewer posts on the forum in such a case....
- I don't see race. I just see cars going around in a circle.

"Back in my day, crazy meant something. Now everyone is crazy" - Charlie Manson

BADGE OF HONOR

#58
June 12, 2008, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed. 

One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.

I wish they all went as smoothly as this.

I dunno... there would be far fewer posts on the forum in such a case....

And...?
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Adios

#59
June 12, 2008, 10:38:54 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:37:11 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on June 12, 2008, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: Mangrove on June 12, 2008, 10:07:47 PM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God on June 12, 2008, 10:05:18 PM
Yay digging up things I missed.

One of the successful and (thank fuck) mercifully, swift n00b integrations that occurred in your absence.

I wish they all went as smoothly as this.

I dunno... there would be far fewer posts on the forum in such a case....

And...?

There would be less bullshit scattered all over the walls?
Print
Go Up Pages 1 2 3 4 5 6 7
User actions