I see the Goth - A poem

[SBCU]

If you want it goth, for goths sake, do it well...

Easy goth
She,Äôs such a wonderful waster
Such a beautiful shattered gem
For her there is no later
But only now and then
Black and white suites her perfectly
White skin, black lips and hair
Tattered clothes on her cursed body
A velvet reason for sin
But by far not the only one

Her nails run down her arm
A little bit of blood to ad to the charm
Spite ads to spite recharged
Only once the weather changed
When love filled her veins
An experience to remember and forget
Not to accept the feeling just yet

Bittersweet smiles and tears
A get-together of a kind
All different and all the same
So many beautiful wasters
An highly individual team

She held the hand tightly in her fist
The longing days of wonder she will miss
Now the body next to hers
Will be tortured by others and burnt
How she wonders for some more then bliss
Blisters and scars run round in circles
Through her body, over her skin
The end of a nightmare is only a kiss
It's like the sunlight is an eye, blink
Blinking, because the darkness
Will show the poverty of the masses
And she is rich, but already bent
Nearly breaking her spine
She still lives, though in her mind
She embraced death in a thousand wishes
Enjoy the torture, though of another nature
It ends where it all began
The blood covering her angel face
Proudly she looks out and stands
Above humanity with it's losses
The heavens she occupied as her land
Come here she cries to every girl
You will be free of the lust and uncertainties
With her I made this deal
I am thou horde, thou art my following
We will be more then god and Christ combining
Happiness with torture, loneliness in faith
We lost both and have no more rape

[Lies]

Hey- The girl I lost my virginity to was goth.
Twas Awesome.
Then we broke up and she went telling everyone else that she broke up with me because I was a pathetic loser and she was only with me because she was a pathetic loser as well but has since become "cool".

Well, she was half right.
Man, she was a pretty good lay.
Ah, memories...

[Cain]

That is so goth.

I also did a chav version, but since the website it was on is now charging for membership (HA HA!  I helped cause that), its genius is lost to the world.

[Lies]

wtf is chav?
And howed you help cause that?

[Cain]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav&page=1

And I trolled the site repeatedly until the owner got butthurt.

Why?

Because it was funny.  And it was inhabited by both right wing, eugenics promoting dipshits, and whiney emo/goth sorts who got very pissy if you made fun of them.  It was like trolling heaven.