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Amazing Discordia

Started by Wolfpoet, May 14, 2006, 12:11:20 AM

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Wolfpoet

May 14, 2006, 12:11:20 AM
Amazing Discordia, how sweet the sound,
That awakened a cabbage like me....
I once was lost but now still lost,
Was blind, but now, I have contacts.

   

T'was Discordia that taught...
my heart to fear.
And Discordia, my fears relieved.
How precious did that Discordia appear...
the hour I first woke up.

   

Through many dangers, toils and snares...
we have already come.
T'was Discordia that brought us safe thus far...
and Discordia will lead us nowhere.

   

Eris has promised nothing to me...
Her word leaves me confused.
Her words my shield and it's full of holes...
as long I'm around.

   

When we've been here ten thousand years...
The world will still kinda suck.
We've no less days to fuck around...
then when we've first begun.

   

"Amazing Discordia, how sweet the sound,    
That awakened a Cabbage like me....
I once was lost but now am still lost,
Was blind, but now, I have contacts. (end)
It's not so much that we fear the Wolf that howls outside, we fear the Wolf that howls within our soul.

Paladin, Iman, Rabbi and Fa Shih of the Erisian revival.

There are 3 sides to any conflict, winners, losers and arms dealers. Eris does a damn good deal at competitive prices.

Messier Undertree

#1
June 25, 2007, 03:43:10 AM
BUMP

The Good Reverend Roger

#2
June 25, 2007, 03:43:31 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Messier Undertree

#3
June 25, 2007, 03:44:17 AM
:lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#4
June 25, 2007, 04:12:18 AM
what?
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Nikoli Volkoff

#5
June 25, 2007, 04:14:10 AM
The Hidden stone ripens fast, then laid bare like a turnip can easily be cut out at last but even then the danger isn't past. That man lives best who's fain to live half mad, half sane. -Flemish Poet Jan Van Stijevoort, 1524.
___________
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
___________

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 25, 2007, 04:16:10 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Loki

#7
June 25, 2007, 04:25:12 AM
To be fair, he had the 'Or' in there at the begining, but his flow was all mest up.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

Cramulus

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June 25, 2007, 03:08:04 PM
Quote from: Wolfpoet on May 14, 2006, 12:11:20 AM
Amazing Discordia, how sweet the sound,
That awakened a cabbage like me....
I once was lost but now still lost,
Was blind, but now, I have contacts.

admission:
I lol'd at that
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