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Started by AFK, July 12, 2007, 02:10:54 PM

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Triple Zero

#15
July 12, 2007, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2007, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 12, 2007, 02:20:01 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 12, 2007, 02:18:32 PM
Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 


I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

o

o no

SO IT WAS Mrs.WHN THAT INVENTED THE BREAKBEAT!!
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Suu

#16
July 12, 2007, 02:48:49 PM
Quote from: triple zero on July 12, 2007, 02:47:29 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 12, 2007, 02:22:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 12, 2007, 02:20:01 PM
Quote from: hunter s.durden on July 12, 2007, 02:18:32 PM
Your wife beats you, doesn't she?

Yeah, about 3/4 of the time. 


I hate that I'm probably one of the few that got that one almost immediately.

o

o no

SO IT WAS Mrs.WHN THAT INVENTED THE BREAKBEAT!!

:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#17
July 12, 2007, 02:57:14 PM
Well, I have to waltz on out to some meetings.  Be sure to tip your waitresses.  They prefer Sirloin by the way. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hunter s.durden

#18
July 12, 2007, 03:06:35 PM
I'm so glad I didn't get it.
Fuck that "discussion."

I was content assuming Mrs. WHN was an amputee.
This space for rent.

AFK

#19
July 12, 2007, 03:13:01 PM
Was, being the operative word.  Fortunately, the doctors were able to graft new appendages back on to her body.  That was no small feet let me tell you that. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Suu

#20
July 12, 2007, 03:16:43 PM
You know what they say about wives with big feet...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#21
July 12, 2007, 03:18:20 PM
Not much luck at shoestores?

AFK

#22
July 12, 2007, 03:21:13 PM
Big smell?
Really sore nads?
Really big shoe closet?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#23
July 12, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
Ann Coulter?

Suu

#24
July 12, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
I have no idea...I fail.


But Paris Hilton wears size 11, and has to buy her shoes on Zappos.com because of it. True story.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Payne

#25
July 12, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
I'm assuming that's rather large.

If Paris has such HYUGE plates of meat (feet), why is she so unsteady on her pins when drunk?

LMNO

#26
July 12, 2007, 03:32:19 PM
Paris Hilton is a MAN, baby!


Videotapes notwithstanding.

Suu

#27
July 12, 2007, 03:35:23 PM
Quote from: Payne on July 12, 2007, 03:31:21 PM
I'm assuming that's rather large.

If Paris has such HYUGE plates of meat (feet), why is she so unsteady on her pins when drunk?

You walk in 4" stilettos while intoxicated and you tell me if it's easy.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

AFK

#28
July 12, 2007, 03:41:43 PM
So, I was feeling a little hoarse.
I figured it was about time for a drink.
I walked into the bar.
I asked for a drink.
The bartender asked why the long face.
I told him about my earlier escapades at the hair salon and the coffee shop.
I asked for a shot of whiskey.
He said they were out.
This made me rather mad.
At that point I started yelling at the bartender.
I called him some rather unsavory names.
He told me to leave.
I didn't, I started throwing shit around.
He called the police who promptly arrived.
So there I was, wild, hoarse, and they dragged me away. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#29
July 12, 2007, 07:02:50 PM
Jebus H. Christ,

punoftheday.com won't publish any of my submissions but they'll post inane crap like this:

"I felt sick after I ate the scallopini. I didn't veal well at all." - SGT Snorkel

I think someone took the AKK course of Punnery. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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