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I'm so fucking drunk i made a poll for Roger!

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, June 11, 2007, 01:36:08 AM

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ROGER WILL BE KILLED WHEN?

NEVER
4 (10.5%)
NEVER
1 (2.6%)
NEVER
6 (15.8%)
pance. lol!
27 (71.1%)

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

June 11, 2007, 01:36:08 AM
 :mrgreen:

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
June 11, 2007, 01:39:29 AM
NEVER

:tgrr:
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hunter s.durden

#2
June 11, 2007, 04:38:02 AM
Roger, I promise I will kill you.

In about 25 1/2 years.
This space for rent.

Doktor Loki

#3
June 11, 2007, 04:40:11 AM
Hey, if I'm ever in Arkansas (it is Arkansas, right?) I'll hit you up.

And by hit you up I mean, of course, with a clawhammer.

You'll owe me, though.
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Thurnez Isa

#4
June 11, 2007, 04:40:51 AM
I wont kill him for the simple fact he makes me laugh
...stop doing that  - then we'll talk about it
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The Good Reverend Roger

#5
June 11, 2007, 04:43:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor_Fistula on June 11, 2007, 04:40:11 AM
Hey, if I'm ever in Arkansas (it is Arkansas, right?)


:rogpipe:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jenne

#6
June 11, 2007, 04:45:40 AM
Damn.  Them's some bad odds up there.

I think the poll was fixed.

Doktor Loki

#7
June 11, 2007, 04:52:24 AM
My bad, dude, I saw what I did a minute after I did it.

Honest mistake, I'm quite sorry.

I get confused by states that start with the same letter.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

Doktor Loki

#8
June 11, 2007, 04:57:48 AM
In hindsight, I should have known better.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

East Coast Hustle

#9
June 11, 2007, 05:38:45 PM
Arizona is just Arkansas without trees.
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Cramulus

#10
July 17, 2007, 03:56:57 PM
Yo so there was this baby shower at work today

and it took place IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE MY CUBE

but on the bright side I had like three mimosas and two glasses of champagne. And I seem to be pretty heavily buzzed



enjoying it while it lasts

Triple Zero

#11
July 17, 2007, 04:00:29 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 17, 2007, 03:56:57 PM
Yo so there was this baby shower at work today

and it took place IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE MY CUBE


ZOMG BABIES ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
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hooplala

#12
July 17, 2007, 04:00:35 PM
O, I'm enjoying it alright.
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Darth Cupcake

#13
July 17, 2007, 04:02:01 PM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on July 17, 2007, 03:56:57 PM
Yo so there was this baby shower at work today

and it took place IMMEDIATELY OUTSIDE MY CUBE

but on the bright side I had like three mimosas and two glasses of champagne. And I seem to be pretty heavily buzzed



enjoying it while it lasts


Plz to be stealing me a mimosa for lunch time kthxbi :mrgreen:
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Suu

#14
July 17, 2007, 04:12:32 PM
So when are D-Cup and Cram coming to work with us here?!!!!11 It'll be superb.  8)
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