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Difficult Choices 9: Sidekick

Started by Cramulus, July 20, 2007, 12:59:05 AM

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you get

a bard who follows you around and records your deeds in song
a little imp who sits on your shoulder and makes mischief
a talking horse who is super chill to hang out with
a whole pack of college frat goonfucks who are fairly incompetent and drunk all the time but completely subservient to you
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Jasper

#30
July 20, 2007, 06:21:26 PM
More info on the imp.  Does it have cantrip?

Suu

#31
July 20, 2007, 06:36:37 PM
I want a whole pack of college frat goonfucks who are fairly incompetent and drunk all the time but are completely subservient to me!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

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Triple Zero

#32
July 20, 2007, 06:37:56 PM
i want a pack of singing imp drunken goonfucks that ride on little horses that talk and are really cool to hang out with.

as long as the horses don't shit on my shoulder
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
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Cramulus

#33
July 20, 2007, 06:54:29 PM
Quote from: Felix on July 20, 2007, 06:21:26 PM
More info on the imp.  Does it have cantrip?

spell like abilities:
at will- detect good, detect magic, invisibility (self only)
1/day -- suggestion
1/week - an imp can commune to ask up to six questions

an imp can assume one or two forms no larger than medium sized. Common forms include monstrous spider, raven, rat, and boar.

Jasper

#34
July 20, 2007, 07:02:18 PM
...Alignment?

LMNO

#35
July 20, 2007, 07:10:49 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on July 20, 2007, 06:36:37 PM
I want a whole pack of college frat goonfucks who are fairly incompetent and drunk all the time but are completely subservient to me!


OFUK!  Suu is cheating on her husband!





AGAIN!

hunter s.durden

#36
July 20, 2007, 07:23:31 PM
Quote from: LMNO on July 20, 2007, 07:10:49 PM
Quote from: Kaou Suu on July 20, 2007, 06:36:37 PM
I want a whole pack of college frat goonfucks who are fairly incompetent and drunk all the time but are completely subservient to me!


OFUK!  Suu is cheating on her husband!





AGAIN!

That's what came to mind for me.
I have a movie about that.
This space for rent.

Cramulus

#37
July 20, 2007, 08:07:12 PM
Quote from: Felix on July 20, 2007, 07:02:18 PM
...Alignment?

imps, like all devils, are lawful evil

Doktor Loki

#38
July 20, 2007, 08:15:37 PM
If you want something chaotic, get a Qausit.

Erm....

:pukka:

(I dont know what that emote means, but I've never seen anyone post it.)
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"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

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Triple Zero

#39
July 20, 2007, 08:19:06 PM
it's jamie oliver.

but i think nobody knows what it means.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Drunken Monkey Cabal

#40
July 21, 2007, 01:49:34 AM
pukka is south east england slang for somthing awesome.

was his catch phrase for a while. so lots of people ended up saying pukka, there by its a kind of pisstake of somthign being cool

Jasper

#41
July 21, 2007, 08:33:14 AM
Heheh.  Can you blame him?  If I was famous, I'd introduce really stupid slang into pop culture too- just so I could hear some one say it and tell they're a shit for brains.

Triple Zero

#42
July 21, 2007, 11:39:04 AM
heh. troof. i think we all would :)
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

saint aini

#43
July 21, 2007, 02:58:35 PM
frat boys that are subservient cannon fodder...

they'll fuck up the system long enough for my evil plans to work.
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

Frenzied Destruction

#44
July 21, 2007, 03:42:55 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on July 20, 2007, 02:32:03 PM
Bards...

Bravely bold Sir Cybin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Cybin
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Cybin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Cybin
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis...
He is brave Sir Cybin,
Brave Sir Cybin who...
To fight and...............
Brave Sir Cybin ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Cybin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Sir Cybin
This was the first thing that came to my mind when i saw the bard option.
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