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Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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Why in the name of fuck would anyone read lord of the flies?

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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because of the big pointy sticks. and killing "middle england"er school kids.

oh, and nuclaer holocaust as well.

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Quote from: Payne on June 06, 2007, 03:44:32 PM
because of the big pointy sticks. and killing "middle england"er school kids.

oh, and nuclaer holocaust as well.

I wouldn't know I've nevar read it.

Just like I've never eaten dog shit or fucked a man in the ass.

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Payne

Yeah, I had to read it at school to pass english. Back then I actually wanted to pass english.

I found it enjoyable though, lot's of killin' and dead things. and Fat Bois saying things like "Which is better--to have rules and agree, or to hunt and kill?" just before he is pushed off a high cliff.

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Quote from: SillyCybin on June 06, 2007, 03:46:45 PM
Quote from: Payne on June 06, 2007, 03:44:32 PM
because of the big pointy sticks. and killing "middle england"er school kids.

oh, and nuclaer holocaust as well.

I wouldn't know I've nevar read it.

Just like I've never eaten dog shit or fucked a man in the ass.


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Quote from: SillyCybin on June 06, 2007, 03:41:23 PM
Why in the name of fuck would anyone read lord of the flies?

Because reading about snotty public school boys reverting to savagery and hunting/killing each other is strangely appealing.

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Quote from: Cain on August 04, 2007, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on June 06, 2007, 03:41:23 PM
Why in the name of fuck would anyone read lord of the flies?

Because reading about snotty public school boys reverting to savagery and hunting/killing each other is FUCKING AWESOME!

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