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ITT: Famous Last Words

Started by Cramulus, April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#120
August 05, 2007, 08:05:54 AM
wanna play russian roulette?
........yeah, it is a semi-automatic.


why?

Cramulus

#121
January 07, 2009, 10:54:05 PM Last Edit: January 07, 2009, 10:56:24 PM by Cramulus
Quote from: Cramulus on April 04, 2007, 06:31:55 PM
If, as you were reading this, someone shot you in the back and you only had time to type a brief reply before keeling over dead, what would your last words be?



aaaand
BANG!




"oh THE IRONY


OF BEING KILLED WHILE BUMPING THIS THREAD :x"


Payne

#122
January 07, 2009, 10:56:47 PM

Iason Ouabache

#123
January 08, 2009, 08:04:26 AM
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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the last yatto

#124
January 08, 2009, 09:12:12 AM
god damn you dirty apes
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

AFK

#125
January 08, 2009, 01:46:26 PM
"You can kill me, but the puns live forever......"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

hooplala

#126
January 08, 2009, 02:29:09 PM
"They told me I lived in the Special Edition!!"
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Manabu

#127
January 08, 2009, 03:21:15 PM
"Tell... Missy... I said... raflarblargh grafraaaaablarth... baagh"
Hiki-Mana-Daniel-menudo? FRAG IT SMALLS, CALL ME MENUDO AGAIN AND I WILL SHIV YOU IN THE URETHRA!

Hiki - not a food group
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hey roger... SURPRISE!

Payne

#128
January 08, 2009, 05:15:29 PM
Rosebud...

hooplala

#129
January 08, 2009, 05:19:14 PM
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

Payne

#130
January 08, 2009, 05:23:21 PM
I just can't believe no one else did that yet.

I mean god damn, that's the one of the most famous of famous last words ever.

AFK

#131
January 08, 2009, 05:34:27 PM
"Well, at least I won't have to go to that meeting."
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cain

#132
January 08, 2009, 06:51:25 PM
"Imagine I just said something witty and poignant..."

fomenter

#133
January 08, 2009, 07:15:53 PM
my gold is buried by the large rock shaped like dick if you study the posts i made at pd.com they will lead you there.
"So she says to me, do you wanna be a BAD boy? And I say YEAH baby YEAH! Surf's up space ponies! I'm makin' gravy... Without the lumps. HAAA-ha-ha-ha!"


hmroogp

Mangrove

#134
January 09, 2009, 09:52:50 PM
Why yes Mr Klok Kaos, I'm sure you'd make an excellent addition to our company....
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.
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