Respite

[Triple Zero]

anyone wanna resume the discussion
(...)
If not triple zero, anybody

nah i just wanted to get you to stop posting in bold

surprisingly, it worked

also, i don't think you should count on much "discussion" after you jacked RWHN's thread calling everybody crying little bitches

stirring shit is a kind of garbage-in/garbage-out process.

you might want to have thought of that beforehand that you want a discussion, next time

[The Good Reverend Roger]

also, i don't think you should count on much "discussion" after you jacked RWHN's thread calling everybody crying little bitches

Then he wonders why we're all shitting down his throat.

Oh, well.  Chalk up one more stupid fucking Pinkboy.

[Pope Lecherous]

Betcha not.

I bet so.

Attention, shitstain:  At no point did I tell anyone what to do.  I simply made an observation based on past experience.  I am sorry that the distinction is beyond your meager capabilities.  Does it hurt to be that stupid, or do you just kinda have a low buzzing noise in your ears?

You never did tell anyone to do.  I never mentioned who was a true Discordian or not.  But you can, much like a woman, say, "it's cold in here," and somebody will dive for the thermostat.  AND YOU KNOW THAT.  So yea, by choosing your language and knowing the effect it would have, you told people what to do.

ESPECIALLY True Discordians

  <--- Laughing at you.
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  <--- Laughing at you because you can't detect sarcasm despite your massive intellect and your salty-ness in this domain (the internet)

[The Littlest Ubermensch]

Betcha not.

I bet so.

Attention, shitstain:  At no point did I tell anyone what to do.  I simply made an observation based on past experience.  I am sorry that the distinction is beyond your meager capabilities.  Does it hurt to be that stupid, or do you just kinda have a low buzzing noise in your ears?

You never did tell anyone to do.  I never mentioned who was a true Discordian or not.  But you can, much like a woman, say, "it's cold in here," and somebody will dive for the thermostat.  AND YOU KNOW THAT.  So yea, by choosing your language and knowing the effect it would have, you told people what to do.

ESPECIALLY True Discordians

  <--- Laughing at you.

  <--- Laughing at you because you can't detect sarcasm despite your massive intellect and your salty-ness in this domain (the internet)

[/quote]

1. You're still a dickhead.

2. He was laughing at you because you suck at sarcasm, not because he didn't notice it (or I should presume as such.)

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But you can, much like a woman, say, "it's cold in here," and somebody will dive for the thermostat. 

Three things:

1.  You're a NASCAR fan, aren't you?   

2.  I use mind control lasers.  That's why everyone hates you.  Not because you're a boring-ass retread who is basically following the bobbie script like it was WRITTEN for you, but because I infect peoples' minds.

3.   We are all laughing AT you, not WITH you.  That's just a cold, hard fact, son.  If you'd really been lurking forever, like you claim, you'd know why.

[Triple Zero]

I never mentioned who was a true Discordian or not.

but you can tell us?

or will you keep this a secret from us 

please, we must know

we have been discording for so long now ...

[Pope Lecherous]

but you can tell us?
or will you keep this a secret from us 
please, we must know
we have been discording for so long now ...

I can tell you.  You are a true Discordian.  But you knew i was gonna say that.

But you can, much like a woman, say, "it's cold in here," and somebody will dive for the thermostat. 

Three things:

1.  You're a NASCAR fan, aren't you?    no

2.  I use mind control lasers.  That's why everyone hates you.  Not because you're a boring-ass retread who is basically following the bobbie script like it was WRITTEN for you, but because I infect peoples' minds. no, they don't hate me.

3.   We are all laughing AT you, not WITH you.  That's just a cold, hard fact, son.  If you'd really been lurking forever, like you claim, you'd know why.  I haven't been telling jokes

[Triple Zero]

You are a true Discordian.

um, over here we don't take very kindly to such kind of remarks.

if you really had lurked moar, you'd have known that family members of most posters over here have been horribly WOMPed (or worse) by true Discordians.

damn

[faust]

too bold, didn't read

[faust]

This was about the last point in the thread before it succumbed to woeful crap (moreso)

Can you do something you know is wrong?  Can you love 2 people?  Can you hold a firm moral stance and accept the behavior of others which does not fit in your moral spectrum.  Can you be morally and idealogically opposed to something and do it of your own volition even if it is not necessary?  Is there any evil or goodness you cannot accept?  Think about that for a little at least rzast can approach me in a non-hostile way.

yes. no. yes. in rare cases yes. evil and goodness are nice ways of thinking about something irrationally, I far prefer to think about thinks until they seem right, then accept them until something better comes along.

I'm here to stir shit billy... that stupid shit stuck in your head.  It seems this forum is stuck in a rut.

Its the summer, of course the forum has less effort in it.

what do you tell people when they ask you what a Discordian is? Do you say,[/b]Who Are The Discordians!? We are a tribe of philosophers, theologians, magicians, scientists, artists, clowns, and similar maniacs who are intrigued with ... Or do you say, I thought this one cat was telling me how to act as a Discordian but i was like HELL NO... I told him!

option one is annoying and overly dramatic, I don't need to showboat my beliefs, also had you lost track when you got to option two? why would anyone mention that. But while we are on the issue, though I find how others go about stuff interesting, I would hardly subscribe to their way of life.
If I agree with something that makes sense, I would do it because it makes sense, I admit if someone is preaching at me I will be a bit more hesitant to listen, but, (referring to your above option)  I would hardly define myself on anyone else's  views or in this case, disagreement with them.

If you think the first option is how a "true discordian" acts you might have missed a few points along the way, discordian does not mean making your boss think you are a nancy when he asks you what religion you are(it might be why you do it, but not it itself). I generally explain it as a religion based on rationality, getting over personal hang ups, and not actually having a god interfere. The couple of Christians I have said this two have gone "well dont you believe in a higher power to guide you" or something to that extent I simply say, "I have seen no evidence to show it, if I do one day I will consider it" and it generally shuts them up. I have never had anyone get weirded out when I explain discordian stuff, with the exception of my uncle who could not get over the name and said it brought negative images to mind, but he is presumptuous .

[tyrannosaurus vex]

is there really only one asshole who comes to this board over and over again with different "personalities" only to be shot down and called out every single time?  probably not, but sometimes i wonder.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

no, they don't hate me.

They're so cute, right before you stomp on their gonads.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

is there really only one asshole who comes to this board over and over again with different "personalities" only to be shot down and called out every single time?  probably not, but sometimes i wonder.

He's OUTLANDISH, I TELLS YA!   

[hunter s.durden]

HAY GUISE I WAS A MARINE CAN I BE A DISCORDIAN TWO LOL?!?1

[Mourning Star]