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you cant be serious

Started by LHX, September 24, 2007, 03:17:44 PM

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LHX

September 24, 2007, 03:17:44 PM
no

not the figure of speech



im saying "no, you cant be serious"




im serious when i say that




the report from the front lines say that the missiles are flying

they got stealth technology



usually you cant detect the bombs until you feel the shrapnel







as you remove the embedded pieces it stings like a bitch

the only way to avoid the pain is by doing things that would cause further damage in the future





now thats comedy




...



from the positive angle:

their stealth isnt so stealth anymore





we see you
neat hell

Cramulus

#1
September 24, 2007, 03:49:48 PM

Lies

#2
September 24, 2007, 03:57:06 PM
:mittens:
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

PopeTom

#3
September 25, 2007, 10:21:42 AM
Quote from: Professor Cramulus on September 24, 2007, 03:49:48 PM


This picture would be better if that guy wasn't wearing any pance.
-PopeTom

I am the result of 13.75 ± 0.13 billion years of random chance. Now that I exist I see no reason to start planning and organizing everything in my life.

Random dumb luck got me here, random dumb luck will get me to where I'm going.

Hail Eris!

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#4
September 26, 2007, 07:11:00 AM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

AFK

#5
September 26, 2007, 02:32:09 PM
:mittens: for the writing. 

I agree with Net on the treatment.  I know the intent was good, but X's stuff just isn't the same without the spaces. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#6
September 26, 2007, 03:24:40 PM
Quote from: Netaungrot on September 26, 2007, 07:11:00 AM
Careful spacing roont.

I agree - I think it loses something without the original line breaks
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