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Oh my Goddess, I think I just got enlightened!!!

Started by Gimoz, March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:31:00 AM
Why can't I kill people like this just by wanting it?

Roger I hope that is the only time you and I have ever had the same thought.

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Triple Zero

Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

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Cramulus

I actually used to have a hard copy of that thing


by hard I mean printercrafted

LMNO

Actually, that isn't 100% suck.



It may be about 65-70% suck, but not 100%.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: LMNO on October 04, 2007, 01:18:43 PM
Actually, that isn't 100% suck.



It may be about 65-70% suck, but not 100%.

Does this invalidate my usage of the hosrie?
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LMNO

The fuck if I know.


I am not my hosrie's keeper.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: LMNO on October 04, 2007, 01:18:43 PM
Actually, that isn't 100% suck.



It may be about 65-70% suck, but not 100%.

Roger thinks you should re-check your figures.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

I Am Not A Rhombus


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: I Am Not A Rhombus on October 07, 2007, 02:43:16 AM
But you can't even fit a pony in a blender...

ZOMFG23LAWOF5SPINEALGLAND.

There.  We covered all the bases.  Now stop acting like a fucking retard.

Thanks, asshole.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Kusa

Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.
This is a statement.

In Sanity We Trust

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2007, 05:31:00 AM
Quote from: Gimoz on March 21, 2005, 09:10:50 PM
WOAH!
I think I just got enligthened, just a few minutes ago. I was sitting here in front of my computer doing Nothing In Particular¬?,Ñ¢ when suddenly I realized that all sense and reason was seeping out of my mind, slowly emptying it. This feeling built up over a few minutes, and I could feel my brain processing enormous amounts of nothingness.

Then WAZOOOM! I see that nothing makes sense at all, and that makes perfect sense! Everything is here for a reason and no reason at all!

Nananananananananananananananananana!!!!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

//Gimoz, who's mind has intentionally been left blank.

Why can't I kill people like this just by wanting it?

I think that's covered in the section where nothing makes any sense at all.
Out of Order - Chaos - In Sanity We Trust

AFK

Quote from: Kusa on December 21, 2007, 09:39:38 AM
Oroa dig ej, om du andas djupt ett tag så återvänder allt till det normala.

I hope you plan on sharing with the class. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.