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Is this what i've stayed sober for???

Started by wordweaver5, November 11, 2007, 09:21:17 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#30
November 19, 2007, 04:26:53 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 19, 2007, 04:25:21 AM
Touche, that would be an appropriate insult if I were your typical laze around doing nothing stoner.
But, alas, I actually have a work ethic and I travel around a lot.
Cock-sucker would be more appropriate to what I am.

So you do suck cocks?

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Lies

#31
November 19, 2007, 04:33:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 19, 2007, 04:26:53 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on November 19, 2007, 04:25:21 AM
Touche, that would be an appropriate insult if I were your typical laze around doing nothing stoner.
But, alas, I actually have a work ethic and I travel around a lot.
Cock-sucker would be more appropriate to what I am.

So you do suck cocks?


That's need to know basis information.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

LMNO

#32
November 19, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
And what, exactly, is wrong with being a cocksucker?


The Good Reverend Roger

#33
November 19, 2007, 10:18:40 PM
Quote from: LMNO on November 19, 2007, 02:21:13 PM
And what, exactly, is wrong with being a cocksucker?




Depends.  Are you union?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#34
November 20, 2007, 02:23:08 PM
You bet, Local 69.



















What?  I'm sure you saw that one a mile off.

Darth Cupcake

#35
November 20, 2007, 06:27:00 PM
I actually am union.

I really kind of want to go to a meeting and sit in the back and then every time they bring up ANYTHING, just yell at the top of my lungs, "STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!"
Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Cain

#36
November 20, 2007, 07:34:58 PM
Become a writer.

That One Guy

#37
November 20, 2007, 07:47:57 PM
Ah, the joys of our union D-Cup ... :sigh:

If you bothered to go to a meeting that wasn't one of the contract votes or elections, you'd probably be one of at most a dozen people there. Our union exists to arbitrate disciplinary actions (something that really doesn't happen much from what I've seen and discussed with people) and negotiate our CBA every three years. Since the CBA we got last summer was such a success, NATURALLY the only outcome was a total shift in officers after the most hate-filled campaign I've seen in the years I've worked here.

:argh!:

The only real options are to ignore anything non-CBA related or try to take the union over. Taking it over, while it would seem lulz-worthy in potential, would just be a massive time-sink and headache due to the vast majority of the union members being short-sighted, selfish bastards when it comes to anything related to the CBA. All the meetings I've been to had FAR more in common with a City Council meeting than a union membership meeting (both my parents are long-time union reps and officers so I've been exposed to such things since I was a wee lad) - nothing gets done, and everyone wastes everyone else's time saying all that nothing. I'm still amazed the bargaining team was able to do what it accomplished all things considered. Naturally all those people (save I think one) were ousted after the CBA was ratified.  :roll:

Okay, I'll stop now. Sorry about the venting  :oops:
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Doktor Loki

#38
November 21, 2007, 05:09:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2007, 09:20:33 PM
Quote from: Cainad on November 18, 2007, 07:37:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 18, 2007, 05:19:03 PM
Quote from: Ratatosk on November 14, 2007, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: SillyCybin on November 14, 2007, 07:49:22 PM
Lemme get this straight - you stayed sober? and for something as trivial as a reason?

WAYSA???

yep, sometimes it seems like the options are "Be sober and miserable at the mess we have in the world" or "Be stoned, drunk and tripping ... the world won't be any better but you'll be stoned, drunk and tripping...."

LOL

And why not spend the 75 or so years you have on this planet in a chemically-induced haze?  That's different from spending it in front of the teevee.

Somehow.

Highs and trips, to my knowledge, don't come with commercial breaks. That's all I can think of.

Commercial breaks ain't the problem with teevee.  Teevee is the problem with teevee.  Creates a substitute for LIVING.  Same thing with drugs & alcohol.  Once in a while doesn't hurt ya none...but when you view the state of being all fucked up as being superior to regular living, then you've bought the Conspiracy line, and turned yourself into the sort of drone The Man likes to see.

Congratulations.

This is so very true.
I love my booze, and pot, and mushrooms, and LSD, but when you use it to replace instead of enhance, then what are you doing?
Really doing?

I think I need to cut back.  Which is funny, because I'm drunk.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#39
November 21, 2007, 05:33:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on November 21, 2007, 05:09:42 AM
This is so very true.
I love my booze, and pot, and mushrooms, and LSD, but when you use it to replace instead of enhance, then what are you doing?
Really doing?

I think I need to cut back.  Which is funny, because I'm drunk.

Heh I've had that thought, usually related to my hangover the next day. So now I just try to keep it to a below-hangover level, and I feel pretty happy about that.

Of course, on Thursday I'm going to be devoid of any responsibility for anyone or anything, and I'm going to be off at a friend's house drinking hot spiced wine and eating a retarded amount of dessert, but not so much as to blow my chances of getting laid.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Loki

#40
November 21, 2007, 05:54:09 AM
Don;t get hangovers unless I get retarded drunk, to the point of the alcohol levels being uncomfortable.
Thats one of the problems with many Americans my age (19.)  No idea how to handle their liquor.  They drink until they are falling over drunk, and then complain about puking.

Fucking Americans arent Irish enough.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
November 21, 2007, 05:54:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on November 21, 2007, 05:54:09 AM
Don;t get hangovers unless I get retarded drunk, to the point of the alcohol levels being uncomfortable.
Thats one of the problems with many Americans my age (19.)  No idea how to handle their liquor.  They drink until they are falling over drunk, and then complain about puking.

Fucking Americans arent Irish enough.

Troof.  Irish BRAG about puking.

Then they drop their pance and roll around in the puke.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Doktor Loki

#42
November 21, 2007, 06:08:13 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2007, 05:54:56 AM
Quote from: Doktor Loki on November 21, 2007, 05:54:09 AM
Don;t get hangovers unless I get retarded drunk, to the point of the alcohol levels being uncomfortable.
Thats one of the problems with many Americans my age (19.)  No idea how to handle their liquor.  They drink until they are falling over drunk, and then complain about puking.

Fucking Americans arent Irish enough.

Troof.  Irish BRAG about puking.

Then they drop their pance and roll around in the puke.

The ones that throw up.
Not a Doctor?  Why, of course I'm a Doctor!  Why else would I have this scalpel?      ~Doctor Mad

"He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man."
- William Shakespeare

"If you hear crazy voices in your head which tell you to do something, even something evil, YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE GOD." - Soren Keirkegaard

LMNO

#43
November 21, 2007, 01:54:44 PM
They all do.


If they say they don't remember:  Those filthy bog-trotters are inveterate liars.

Triple Zero

#44
November 21, 2007, 02:04:26 PM
it is because the throat is only a half-duplex pipe: the ones that are not throwing up are not doing so because they're busy pouring stuff in.
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